𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒. | matthew daddario

[t w e n t y] SHIRTLESS

currently on:
imessage groupchat

athena: OH MY GOD THIS WEEKS SH EPISODE
athena: FUCK U MATT HMU BERTO U LOOK DAMN FINE IN VAMPIRE FANGS

matt: um EXCUSE ME???
matt: did u even WATCH the scene with me shirtless??

harry: pls dont sink my ship athena

alberto: hell yeah i look good

em: SAVE YOURSELF FOR IRIS BOI

athena: WAIT
athena: SHIRTLESS SCENE
athena: I HAVENT FINISHED THE EPISODE YET

matt: oh lol

athena: also where tf are kat and dom

kat: PRESENT
kat: also dom is probs making out w/ sarah

harry: tru
harry: i don't ship it as hard as mathena tho

matt: me 2 harry

athena: BABE
athena: NEXT TIME YOU COME TO MY APARTMENT YOU CAN LEAVE THE SHIRT OPTIONAL
athena: JS

alberto: i'm vomiting you guys are so gross

em: can u be lovey dovey in a private chat pls

matt: okay
matt: bye

kat: pls dont sext each other

athena: This dipshit definitely doesn't have PHD's in English. I'm a writer and just those few sentences you posted have shown you are literally incompetent and you don't know and will never know what true literacy is because you have too much pride in yourself to admit when someone has actually put you in your place like you deserve. Go and take your "7gfs" and go f your self because those 7gfs aren't real and any girl interested in someone like you is just as much of a piece of shit as you because they don't have the self respect to tell this piece of shit to go f off because any man who claims to have SEVEN GIRLFRIENDS is the biggest piece of shit around because he has shown he has no respect for the female form. Now, seriously get off tumblr because all you're doing is wasting data on the Internet thanks to you. You're an absolute piece of shit guy and I really hope you go f yourself. Done.

dom: what the fuck guys

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GO READ MY EMERAUDE BOOK PLS ITS CALLED EASE READ IT PLS IM THIRSTY