The Adventures Of The Cosmic Narwhal

Chapter One - The cosmic narwhal

While Carl was flying trou space, he found a shiny guy on a surfboard. He screamed ALL HAIL GALACTURD, UH GALACTUS! BOW DOWN NOW STRANGER! No tanks. Said Carl. But den ta shiny guy started shootin lazers at him! Luckily, Carl dodged da lazer blast and zapped the shiny meany. When he died he pooped out some ting called cosmic energy. Carl was hungry so he ate it and became THE COSMIC NARWHAL! Science he was the cosmic narwhal, he had da INFINITE POWERS! His smarticals became fat and he knew about all Der planets in da universe. He decided to use his INFINITE POWER to put narwhals on planets dat didn't have any narwhals. De first place he was going to go was somewhere called Da Earf...