So da Carl was flyin arown da Earf when he founded dis big, fat, gaping hole in da ground. Carl fell. He woked up in dis patch of wellow flowers. There was dis one wif a face. He said "Howdy! I'm Flow... Wait. What... Are you?) "I AM A NERWL." Flowey was like uhhh... Okaayyyyy... Well uh... Ya no what? Do you have a soul?" Carl said "ya but I can see that you don't...." Flowey said "Wow. That isn't creepy at all...So... Does that mean you have- "DETERMINATION!?!? HECK YEAH!" Carl interrupted. Flowey was like "AW THEN TO HECK WITH THE NICE GUY ACT!!!" He then started poopin tiny lil pellets at Carl. Carl started freakin out. But den dis goat momma came an kicked flowey of the screen. Carl was like OH DANG GOAT MOMMA U SAVEDED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Goat momma was like "My child... or whatever you are... come with me. They den wended through a bunches of puzzelzez. But when dey gotted to the ends Carl said he needed to go for more adventures, they started a fight. Dey argued for a while, but Carl said "I don wanna fite u goat momma!" so much she just let him go. He went through the door and then, and then, AND THEN!!!!!!!!!! The title screen popped up.
A/N: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! I'm suuuuu evil! I didn't finish! But seriously. Undertale is just too awesome for one chapter. The next one will come out soon.
P.S. I'm not as evil Undertaker1369. No one is. AwesomeHuntress doesn't count she's just flat out crazy.
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The Adventures Of The Cosmic Narwhal
RandomThe amazing narwhal is bored, so he decides to become a cosmic narwhal and have many adventures! What will happen next?
