The Adventures Of The Cosmic Narwhal

MINECRAF!!

So Carl was flyin trou space lookin fur ADVENTUR, as usual. He was flyin around and he came around dis giant square. It looked kinda like da Earf, but it wasn't. He was super duper confuzzled. He went to take a look. When he went down there he saw squares SO MANY SQUARES!! CARL HAD NEVER SEEN SO MUCH GEOMETRY IN HIS LIFE! He flew around an found bunches of different animals dat were all squares. Cows, piggies, really insecure people with purple eys, an even green tings dat are campion in de art of fartin. But when he got to the ocean part, HE WAS HORRIFIED! Dere weren't any animanimals! So he barfed in da water to make narwhals, but fur some reason it just kept changing into these weird wiggly things. He couldn't change dem back, so he just flew away. While he was flyin away, some guy holding a bunch of golden budder came by an started screaming. He flew around for a little bit longer when he came around this guy snappin trees in half and crushin zambie heads wif his hands. Carl was like "ER MEH GERD U IS LIKE A DIGGITY DARN SUPER MAN! WHAT IS UR NAME!!?" The superman man said "MEH NAME IS STEVE?." Carl was like "WASSUP STEVE!"
Den Steve was like"No, iz Steve?." "With a question mark? Daaaaang. That's weird dude." Carl said. Steve the superman man said, "IT'S AWSOME! U WANNA GO MAN!? BWAAASJDRBDHYFEJDIFKRJHFHRRJFHFRHDUDDHDHUDHRHDYEIQOQOJRBTBDYEU2ISJDHREUEUEJFBFBHFJFJFJ!!!!!!!!!" CARL WAS LIKE, "ER MEH GERD U IS CRAZY!" Carl then went to hid in a bush. When Steve the superman man left, Carl went and greifed his dirt hous. Wif a job well done Carl flew off to find more ADVENTUR!