The Adventures Of The Cosmic Narwhal

Da Earf

While Carl was using his INFINITE POWER to fly through space, he found a sign that said Da Earf: 500,000,000,000,000 miles. When Carl got to Da Earf he saw deez two peoples. Der names were Adam and Eve. Der was dis snake and he looked like a meanie. So Carl threw up rainbowz on him an flewed away. He found dis little cave an slept dere. He slept for a weely long time. Den he woked up an saw a big castle. Der was dis table. It was round. Der were 12 nights and dey shouted MAGICAL BEAST OF DEATH YOU SHALL BE SLAIN!!! Carl was like ER ME GERD U IS ALL CRAZY!!! So he went and hid in a bush. Den after the nights left looking for some magic cup, he went to dis tall tower to see merlin, dis magician. He was cool. Dey talked in Carl's dreams when he was aslep. An merlin was like, "u got the goods?" An Carl was like "Yea, u got the reward? An Merlin pulled out a pink slip of paper that said " Carl can barf in da ocean an stuff. So Carl pulled his horn out of his head and because of his INFINITE POWER it regrew instantly. He jammed a stick in it and gave it to merlin. Merlin was all like "IT SHALL BE CALLED EXCALIBUR!!!" Den Carl went and barfed in da ocean an made some Narwhals. He told dem to spread da word of da narwhal's awesomeness. Dey were like ookee. Den Carl flew off into space for more ADVENTUR!