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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ITS NOT HARD TO BE A NICE PERSON

YOU DONT NEED TO BE A FUCKING DICK

GARRRRGH

Okay.

Throughout my schooling life, I have always been the subject of rumours. May it be how much dick I have sucked and will suck (year 6 mind you) to what teacher I'm apparently fucking. No matter what, my sex life always has a role in these rumours. And the most funniest thing about it is, I'm a virgin. To everyone else, apparently that isn't clear.

Granted, I do make a lot of sexual jokes, and laugh along other people in my classes when the teacher says something that sounds wrong (refer to Archer meme when a teacher is like "I can't believe you")

Granted, I do make a lot of sexual jokes, and laugh along other people in my classes when the teacher says something that sounds wrong (refer to Archer meme when a teacher is like "I can't believe you")

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So I sorta understand.

But daaaaayum @ some of the things I hear. Like bruh, chill.

Of course there is some part of me that is like "keep talking about me, you're making me famous" but stillll.

If anything, I'm the most hoe-est virgin ever.

And atm I'm okay with that.

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