So this is a sorta sequel to 'hopeful' but isn't. It tells a little differently, also planning on making the story quite a lot longer. I hope you enjoy it. This is an intro.
Hailey's POV
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Vidcon. Yes I'm a youtuber, I'm supposed to love it, but for me it's just sweat and smell. I love most of the fans, half of them are 12 and are fangirls but Yknow, if I said I didn't, guess who's lost all her subscribers? My personality is often compared to the youtube gods: Shane Dawson, danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. Who would you rather be compared too?
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It was early morning and the sun still hadn't rose. It'd be time to board the Vidcon flight in just under 3 hours. The airport was 30 minutes away, so I had time. I heard a knock on my door and then my best friends voice.
"You know we should probably get ready, London's rush hour will be coming, it's nearly 5:00 we have to board the flight at 7:50, come on, come on," Beth said hurrying me out of bed and forcing me to go downstairs.
Beth was a lot keener on this Vidcon thing because let's face it, I'm just a fucking weirdo.
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We stood outside the airport. Me and Beth were the only foreigners here at the moment, everyone here was British but Beth and I were Australian, so kangaroos vs tea. You had the whole British youtuber squad. There was:
Alfie, Zoe, Joe, Marcus, Niomi, Tanya, Jim, Jack, Finn, Dan, Phil and Louise.
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We boarded the plane. I took my seat and realised I was nowhere near anyone I knew. I was at the back of the plane, Beth was in the middle and Dan and Phil were at the front. I guess I'll just have to wait and see who sits next to me. Surely enough, I see a youtuber coming towards me. It was Joe. And that looked like that was it, just him.
"Umm, hi, Hailey," he said kinda nervously, he was even looking at the floor halfway through it.
"Don't be nervous, I'm no psycho, well I am, but I'm not a danger to you, I only kill little children, so your fans," he just stared at me with a confused expression and we went back to silence. It was actually midway through the flight to LA that we actually talked again.
"What do you call a sheep with no legs?" I said trying to contain my laughter, even though I knew that the joke itself wasn't even funny.
"I don't know, what do you call a sheep with no legs?" He said.
"A CLOUD!" I practically screamed, diverting everyone's attention to me. I sunk back into my chair and Joe laughed hard, at me, not with me. I looked at him with a half smile and tilted my head to the side.
"Your jokes are probably no better," I said going 'ooooh' after what I said.
"They are, way better, and don't oooooh yourself," he said folding his arms and looking at me.
"You wanna bet?" I said giving him the evil stare.
"I don't need to bet, I already know I'm better at telling jokes" he said narrowing his eyes and smiling sarcastically.
"Well if your as good at jokes as you are how you look, damn you must tell jokes that actually burn people," I said, him probably not understanding what I meant.
"Okay let's go! I'm going first, you know, to show you how it's done," he said enthusiastically. "Why did the cow go down the road?"
"I don't know joe, why did it? It was me wasn't it, I was the cow. So I go down the road doing hmmm.... Actually I don't go outside very often so pfffft no, it's not me, anyways I don't know joe, why did it?" I said. Halfway through it, I sat there nodding at the ceiling like a bobble head.
"Because it wanted to go to the moooooo-vies," he said laughing.
"What a terrible joke," I said not even cracking a smile, my turn to show this bitch how it's done. "What do you call your life joe?"
"I don't know what do you call my life?" He asked.
"A joe-ke, get it joe-ke?" I said laughing, basically like if a volcano erupted with laughter instead of magma.
"That's not funny," he said pulling a pout face and looking at the floor.
"Awwwwh, don't worry, it's only 99% true," I said rubbing his shoulder and putting my arm around his back.
"You know your such a bitch," he said, looking at me again now.
"Oh, trust me, this bitch knows," I said.
A/N: prologuey thingy majiggy done, anyways welcome. Hope you enjoyed with your whole heart and soul, I did. Anyways, if you did enjoy, remember to:
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FanfictionHailey is a youtuber, one of the most famous. Many boys'd druel over her everyday, yet she herself isn't confident. Maybe a someone could change that?
