How I Got Stuck In Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji) (1st Draft - Original!)

Another day, another friend

After finishing up on eating the cake Lizzy pulled out a box and gave it to Alois with a smile. It was wrapped in purple cloth and a black bow.

"A present? For me?" he asked with a great big smile on his face.

"Yes! It is your birthday after all!"

Alois untied the bow and opened the box up to see a golden watch with a spider on it. He gasped, "It's beautiful! Thank You!"

"You're very welcome, and for you, Ciel!" Lizzy said handing Ciel a box that was a bit larger.

"Oh.. um.. Thank You Elizabeth."

"I told you to call me Lizzy! Go on! It's your new outfit! You should try it on!" Lizzy said tugging on Ciel, trying to get him to stand up. I held in my laughs that were going to escape.

"Very well. Sebastian, take me into the other room and help me change into my new clothes." Ciel ordered.

"Yes, young master." Sebastian said while bowing before leaving the room with Ciel. 

I laughed lightly and shook my head. I had to let it out some of my laughter before I explode. After a few minutes, the door creaked opened partially, but not enough to see the young master.

"Um.. Lizzy? Why did you-"

"Ciel! Come on out! Show us all your new outfit!" Lizzy replied.

"Yeah Ciel! *Laughs* Come on out!" I add. Then I realized that I am a servant, and I shouldn't have said that. Woops.

Ciel bursted through the door, "Lizzy. Why am I wearing revealing shorts?!!"

Then the whole room lost it except for Lizzy who probably thought it was a good idea to buy the outfit. I was rolling on the floor dying. Even Sebastian was laughing a bit. Ciel shot Sebastian a glare, which shut him up quickly.

"Alois?! THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING WHILE YOU WERE PICKING OUT CLOTHES WITH LIZZY?!" Ciel shouted. 

Alois laughed harder clutching his side, "Ow. Hahahahh! Ow. Ha!"

Ciel stormed out of the room like an infant throwing a tantrum. Sebastian followed him.

Alois stood up and stretched, "Well! Thank you all for having me over! Also there's one more thing.. Claude. Get her."

I raised an eyebrow, "Wait.. What the he-"

Before I could finish, I was lifted off the ground, and was rushed out of the room, then out of the house. 

"Wait! What the fuck is happening?!" I yelled.

Alois laughed, "We are going to my house! You are now mine!"

I laughed, "Oh shit. Ha. Okey dokey then."

Suddenly Claude tripped causing me to fly across the forest a couple hundred feet. I winced; ow that hurt.

"You will not be taking her," Said Sebastian who suddenly appeared along with Ciel. "She will be returning to the Phantomhive Manor."

Alois frowned, "Claude! Enough games! Take her and I home!"

Then the weirdest thing happened.

I heard screaming coming from above me. I looked above to see another person falling from the sky just like I did. As the face got closer I could see who it was.

IT WAS ABBY?!?!???!? THE FUCK!??!?!??

She crashed right on top of me causing me to lose breath while she landed on a cushioned person.

She sat up, "HOLY SHIT! Ur gay!"

I shook my head and laughed, "Abby?! How the hell did you get here?!"

"I don't even know! I just suddenly was falling. I'm just glad I landed on a person, and not on the ground."

"Um. Abby." I said

"Hm?"

"Get off of me." I said. "Now."

Abby realized that she was on top of me in an awkward position and immanently got off, "Oh MY GOD. I AM SO SORRY. Woopsssss." 

I stood up and brushed myself off, "Well. Thanks for falling at a time like this. I was about to be dragged out to who knows where doing who knows what."

Everyone looked at Abby then at me. 

Ciel gestured to Abby, "Rachel, do you know who this person is?"

"Yup, this is my friend Abby. She's pretty cool." I replied with a shrug.

Abby looked at them all then ran behind my back with a bright red face. I started to laugh at her shyness.

Alois smiled, "Hello! I'm Alois!"

Ciel raised an eyebrow, "Oh. Hello."

Abby blushed even more, "Um. Hi."

"ABBY! QUICK BEING A FUCK UP AND SAY HELLO PROPERLY!" I yelled at Abby.

She stayed behind my back not saying a word.

I sighed, "She's pretty shy. I love to embarrass her. It's pretty funny."

"Is that so?" Sebastian asked,

I nodded, "Damn right."

Abby came out from behind my back, "Hello everyone."

"That's much better. See, It's great talking to people.. And demons."

Abby looked up at me, "So.. How do we get out of here?"

I laughed, "We don't."

"Um, what." 

"I said we don't. We basically are fucked right now, and we can't do anything but obey orders."

Abby smirked, "Like a dog. Woof woof."

I frowned, "No. If you're gonna be a dog, then leave. Dogs are not allowed."

Ciel frowned.

"Woops. I mean any type of dog besides a guard dog."

Suddenly I was scooped up once again by Claude, and we were off the the Trancy manor.

"Wait! What about Abby?!" I asked.

"She can work for the Phantomhives. You will now be working for us."

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Yup. I updated a day late and it's pretty short. It's 11 pm and I'm tired af. I'll do a bonus chapter this week as well to make up for everything.

~Anime_is_my_lyfe