fries with a side of love. baekyeol

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⠀⠀Baekhyun was having a bit of trouble.

⠀⠀By trouble, he meant that he was literally holding and restraining the half-naked child of the devil, who was currently kicking, flailing, and swearing his mind out while Baekhyun attempted to convince him to go on a double date on such a nice Saturday.

⠀⠀Life was just great, wasn't it?

⠀⠀"Goddamn, fucking hell! I swear, Byun Baekhyun, if you don't let me go right fucking now, I will castrate you and burn down your fucking house!" Kyungsoo screamed, attempting to elbow Baekhyun right in the nose, but Baekhyun was stronger than most people gave him credit for. The only problem he was having was that he didn't know how to force a nice sweater over Kyungsoo's head while keeping him pinned down. He pondered this while forcing Kyungsoo onto his bed.

⠀⠀"Do Kyungsoo, we are fucking going to that amusement park on a double date, and you won't change my mind!" Baekhyun said defiantly, wrapping his legs around Kyungsoo's waist and straddling him, jabbing him in the stomach once and quickly pulling a plain black t-shirt over his younger friend's head.

⠀⠀"I'm not going! I'm not gay," Kyungsoo complained petulantly, fighting to get the shirt off and gasping as Baekhyun squeezed a pressure point harshly.

⠀⠀"Well, when you see the guy I set you up with, you will be gay! Now shut up, and stop struggling!" Baekhyun snapped, pressing on the pressure point again and wrestled on a cute, black sweater that read Cute and Dangerous before slipping his thumbs under the elastic band of Kyungsoo's black sweatpants and yanking it down. The younger one flailed around like a fish out of water.

⠀⠀"Get your hands away from my dick!" Kyungsoo whined, the dangerous and deadly edge on his tone vanishing. His strength was quickly fleeing from him, and he really just wanted to go home and away from his psychotic best friend named Byun Baekhyun. Said psychotic best friend glared darkly at the younger boy before throwing the sweatpants carelessly onto the floor.

⠀⠀"I will do horrible, horrible things to you if you don't stop struggling!" Baekhyun snarled dangerously, actually making Kyungsoo shrink back slightly. Damn, his best friend was crazy. "I will fucking make out with you, Do Kyungsoo, and you and I both know that I'm not afraid to do it in the slightest," Baekhyun hissed, pinning Kyungsoo's narrow shoulders down onto the soft bed.

⠀⠀"Hyung," Kyungsoo whined softly. Ah, he's pulling the hyung card, Baekhyun mentally smirked. Nope—nothing was going to work on him now.

⠀⠀"Will you stop struggling and drive us to the amusement park now, babe?" Baekhyun asked sweetly, combing his long fingers through Kyungsoo's neat, black hair. Kyungsoo feebly nodded before Baekhyun clapped his hands excitedly. "Yay! Thank you—I love you," he sang before leaning down and pecking his friend on the cheek. Then, he took a pair of dark jeans and slipped them onto Kyungsoo and helped him up and off of the bed.

⠀⠀Kyungsoo grumbled, "My god, why have I put up with you all these years?" Baekhyun put on a thoughtful face before shrugging.

⠀⠀"I don't know. Because you have no other friends?" Baekhyun asked smoothly before walking away with a flourish, flashing a wink at his friend. Kyungsoo bit back his rather colorful response and stomped over to join Baekhyun, cursing him over and over in his mind.

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⠀⠀"Yeol! Hey, Park Chanyeol!" Baekhyun called as they made their way to the center square of the amusement park. He tugged Kyungsoo along behind him once he saw the tall boy standing there and glancing down at his phone. Chanyeol looked up and broke into a smile before slipping his phone into his back pocket. He was dressed down in a Star Wars t-shirt and a hoodie with black skinny jeans.