UP10TION OTP COLLECTION! [DISCONTINUED]

8 | Midnight Stranger

Pre A.N: Xiao wtf child put that shirt down please and stop the lip biting and Jinhoo u r a horrible example for a leader y u stripping ur children huh???

*****

Xiaooo~: yo

Come here

+82 096 9296: y

Xiaooo~: bcuz I GOT MA EYES ONEW hahahahahahah

+82 096 9296: you've got problems

Xiaooo~: no
I've got a dick
That you'd like mwehehe

+82 096 9296: the life of a horny loner

Xiaooo~: lol I'm nakeeeddd
In the showerrr
Waiting for uuu
Hehe

+82 096 9296: bitch
Wrong number

Xiaooo~: ha. Hwanhee don't try that on me.
Alright send me a dick pic

+82 096 9296: wtf
No.

Xiaooo~: I know u took ur name off my contacts so that I wouldn't see ur name and then I will think u r a stranger

+82 096 9296:...that made no sense whatsoever

Xiaooo~: HA! So ur not denying it!

+82 096 9296: ...

Xiaooo~: alright then. Send me a dick pic

+82 096 9296: do u not understand the meaning of "no"?

Xiaooo~: what? I can only recognise u by ur dick

+82 096 9296: I feel sorry for that Hwanhee dude

Xiaooo~: u r Hwanhee

+82 096 9296: NO I'M NOT JFC!

Xiaooo~: what's JFC
Isn't it KFC?

As if God was playing a prank on him, the boy Xiao thought he was talking to appeared right in front of him, without his phone.

"Xiao get the fuck out I need to poop."

The said boy gasped and almost fell butt or face first on the floor. With everything he had in him, at least he saved his previous phone from dropping on the cold tiles. Xiao examined his phone for any cracks, until he was interrupted by the clearing of his friend's throat.

"Dongyeol."

"Hwanhee."

"Lee Dongyeol."

"Lee Hwanhee."

"Lee Dongyeol, I will fart within five seconds. If you want to save your lungs, then get out."

Xiao scrambled up and stood in front of Hwanhee, his priced possession wearing absolutely nothing. The older tried his best to not look down and instead squinted his eyes at the boy in front of him. The staring competition went on for a few seconds, until Xiao opened his lips to continue what he was going to say.

"Lee Hwanhee give me your phone."

The said boy sniggered, making the younger frustrated. "Xiao. Five seconds is up," he said, and then let out his air. Xiao choked and gasped for air and tried to run for cover, which was under the bed sheets. He sucked in the clean air, and when he thought it was safe, pulled his head out and took in a deep breath. He took a few more puffs of air just to purify his lungs. He heard the sound of the toilet seat being placed down, followed by more farting.