UP10TION OTP COLLECTION! [DISCONTINUED]

7B | Dealing With A Baby (Part 2)

HAPPY BELATED WEI DAY!

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Wei sighed for the thousandth time. This is impossible, there is no way he can get through his day.

He stared at the crawling figure that is Wooshin, who has suddenly (and magically) turned into a baby at the most perfect time. His hair, whose colour has turned into its natural raven-black colour, bobbed up and down as he danced to their latest track. As he shook his tiny hips to the music, Wei wondered if he really did know the song or if he was just singing the right notes by luck.

It was no joke, Wooshin really was singing the song like a lullaby in his own baby voice. Wei, who was too tired to consider this 'amazing' smiled weakly in lazed satisfaction. He felt like a lousy guard, not doing the job he's meant to be doing and letting cute infants like the one in front of him steal his heart.

Wei's grin grew wider, which then turned into short laughs. He couldn't hold it in anymore, and he found himself dancing along with the tiny human. He let himself loose, even though he should be worrying at a time like this. UP10TION has yet many promotional duties to carry out, and Wei should be feeling anything but relaxed.

But the members are out, and Wei is home alone with a baby. So fuck it.

***

It's about 12pm and Wei is running around the kitchen with his arms flailing in the air. Why? Because Wooshin is hungry.

"Fudge potatoes! What do babies eat???" Wei opened and closed several draws and doors, finding only pans and bowls. He shoved his head into the refrigerator, trying to find something other than mi-

"Oh milk!" He hurried over to the kitchen counter and grabbed a cup, filling it with cold milk and shoved a straw in. Virtual tyres screeched as he halted to a stop near Wooshin, whose face has gone beet red from all the crying.

Crying takes a lot of time and energy, man.

"Here here. Drink up, baby Woo." Wei held the straw in front of Wooshin's pink pouty lips. Wooshin finally stopped crying and decided to give in. When he was almost done, Wei tipped the rest of the content to the sides so that Wooshin could drink a bit more.

"One shot! Come on Wooshin, you can do it!" Wei encouraged. And with that, Wooshin finished the milk without a single drop left. Wei punched the air in victory.

***

The time is 4pm, and Wooshin stinks.

Wei almost choked to death at the smell, because it wasn't exactly jasmines and roses situated in the infant's pants you know. Seeing his reaction, Wooshin's tiny bottom lip started quivering, and his eyes finally gave way to a gush of tears.

Wei started panicking (again). If this kept going and Wooshin hasn't turned into a full-grown human by at least next week, Wei will have to spend the rest of his career in the hospital. Why? Because his career has suddenly consisted of a) taking care of Wooshin b) taking care of Wooshin and c) taking care of Wooshin.