Les Miserables character wattpad conversations

Javert and Eponine

Hey guys! I wanted to thank @eponineandjavert for doing this convo with me! We didn't really stick to our parts (we just wrote whatever we thought) however, the parts we started out as were @eponineandjavert as Javert and me as Eponine, but then we just wrote whatever we thought of no matter the character

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Javert is online

Eponine is online

Javert: What am I doing on this website again?

Me: probably because you have no life...well besides chasing an old man around France just because he stole a loaf of bread...I think you have an unhealthy obsession with that man

Eponine: Me, you're early today

Me: yeah I like to be unpredictable

Javert: Thank you for that "kind" introduction, Me. -__-

@Eponine You're friends with ME????? @Me He broke the law, he escaped and he broke his parole!

Me: I've never seen someone this obsessed since I've seen Marius and Cosette making goo-goo eyes at each other.

Eponine: Can you PLEASE explain to airhead Marius the <3????????

Javert: Who's Marius?

Me: Eponine's obsession, well, she's likely more obsessed than you, and don't you EVER get tired of chasing a man for like 19 years?

Eponine: HEY! I may have an obsession, but I am DEFINITELY not as obsessed as Javert!!!

Me: you sure about that?

Javert: On a scale of 1 to 1000, how obsessed is Eponine, Me?

Me: Even if you make it up to 1000000, it still exceeds the limit.

Eponine: Hey so not true!!! I can have Marius vouch for me!!!

*five minutes later*

Marius: What does vouch mean?

Eponine: just tell them I'm not obsessed with you!!!

Marius: wouldn't that be lying? And lying is wrong...

Eponine: -__-

Javert: What happened with Marius? He seems more of a dumb man than an actual revolutionary...

Marius: Dumb?

Me: Can I tell what it means, Javert?

Javert: Please.

Me: Dumb:

dumb (comparative dumber, superlative dumbest)

Unable to speak; lacking power

(informal, pejorative, especially of a person) extremely stupid.

(figuratively) Pointless, foolish, lacking intellectual content or value

Marius: Which am I there?

Me: Try two and three!

Eponine: Hey!

Javert: And Marius seems more of an angel than a real rebel... what did Cosette do?

Eponine: Wait... why call Marius dumb?

Javert: According to what I've heard, he tried to look for ice that could scream, he shook a cow and he doesn't know <3

Marius: Ice cream, ice that can scream, and cow shaking is milkshake. And the heart? I got it.