AmeriPan One-Shots

Bath

--A/N--
This is NOT a lemon. SorrE. If you want one go look somewhere else. Normal AU. Nothing changed ;3. Will be kinda short tho... Anyway, enjoy!

Kiku Honda's POV

I turned on the hot water of my bath. Today, I had the whole evening to relax. My boss said I should take a day off. I gladly accepted, obviously.

          Once the tub was filled with warm water, I sank in. Hot baths were so nice. Slowly, water covered my whole body and I closed my eyes.

          Then I heard loud footsteps heading to where I was. Oh great! I know who this is, I thought as my boyfriend, Alfred Jones, the personification of America, stormed into  the bathroom.

     "Heyyyy Keeks! Whazzup!" He yelled.

     "I'm on my break. What are you doing here, if I may ask?" I asked.

     "My boss gave me a day off too! We can spend the whole day together! This is gonna be totes amaze!" He said.

     "Actuarry I was going to spend the whole day in the bath...." I said.

     "Oh...."

     "But there's space for one more in this bathtub if you want," a smile instantly grew on his face.

     "Yay!" He stripped of his clothes very fast and got in. "Hoooly sh— the water is so hot!"

"It's a hot bath. What do you expect?" I chuckled as I flicked some water at him. He laughed too.

"Hehe. I love you so much, Kiku Honda," he whispered. Then, he kissed me on my lips. I gladly returned the kiss and deepened it. He rubbed my back with his hand. After a few seconds, we parted away for air.

"I rove you too, Arfred Jones." Alfred paused for a moment.

"You know, this is actually really sexy," he said. I smacked him in the arm and blushed a deep, cherry-like red.

     "Arfred!" I pouted. "I tord you that stuff embarrasses me!"

     "I'm kidding! I'm kidding!" He laughed.

          We stayed in awkward silence for a few minutes. Alfred started playing with the bubbles and making weird, foamy shapes out of them.

     "Hey Kiku!" I turned to him. He had a beard made of soap. "Think I can beat Finny this year on Christmas at being Santa?" I looked at him and giggled.

     "We'rr see," I said.

     "Also, mind doing me a favor?" He asked. I nodded. "Wash my back for me. I can't reach because papa Iggy cursed me with short arms!" He joked. I chuckled and nodded. I took a soft cloth and started rubbing it against Alfred's back.

     "Mmmmmmh! That's the spot! Mnnmmmmm!" Alfred said, making these odd, sexual sounds.

     "Wirr you stop that?" I chuckled.

     "Mmmmmh! I can't help myself! It feels soooo good!" He moaned.

     "My god..." I blushed with a smirk on my face.

     "What do ya think, Kiku? Am I making you feel... Strange? He said, pausing to say the last word sensually.

     "Aaarrrfreeed!" I turned away in embarrassment. He laughed loudly and hugged me from behind. Slowly, I settled into his chest and lay there. Alfred started stroking my hair.

          Time passed, and I lay in my lover's arms, thinking about things. I really couldn't wish for a better life. I basically had it all. Sure, nations could go into war with each other, but the allies I made through the years turned to be my best friends. Especially an American idiot named Alfred Jones, who I loved and valued very much.

          Eventually, we changed to a different position. Alfred did something strange though. He lifted his head to take a long sniff at the air.

     "Hey, do you smell that?" He asked. I did in fact smell something burning.

     "Hai. Is something burning?"

     "I-D-K! Oh wait.... Crap!" He exclaimed.

     "What?" I asked in panic.

     "See, I may or may not have put marshmallow peeps in the fireplace to get revenge against Gil for setting my underwear on fire at a sleepover...."

     "You what?!" I yelled angrily. I got out of the tub and pulled Alfred with me. I shoved a towel in front of him and wrapped one around my waist.

          I dragged Alfred down the stairs and into the living room. Alfred was leaving a trail of toilet paper behind him as we ran. We were stopped by the smell of burning marshmallows and furniture, and flames all around the house.

     "ARFRED!!!!!!" I yelled.

     "Sorry man!" He yelled back.

     "Carr the porice!!!" I commanded.

     "Okay!" Alfred grabbed his almost-on-fire phone and dialed 911.

* * *

          20 minutes later, we were sitting outside on the road next to a police car, wrapped in a blanket, shivering, while some firefighters put out the fire in our home.

     "That was rearry stupid, Arfred-San...." I muttered as I turned to him.

     "Hehe! I totally had forgotten about the marshmallows!" He chuckled. I punched him playfully. "Y'know, we're still naked! And there's a forest behind our home!" I shot him a dirty look.

     "I have no words..."

     "Hahaha!" Alfred cuddled closer to me. "We need popcorn. This is quite the sight!"

     "I guess,"

     "When our home is re-built, can we take another bath together?" He asked.

     "Onry if you don't set anything on fire," I responded.

     "I promise!"

Bet cha didn't expect it to end that way! Tee-heee! I did not take this seriously at all! Next one will be less crappy, promise. But was much fun to write XD! Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!