Isola Di Lucertole

Chapter 8: Where's Sans?

It was a very humid day in the safe-room when they woke up. Dill and End playing while the Leon and Edmund wake up nearly simultaneously. "SANS! GET UP!" Leon says looking over at an empty sleeping bag. "Sans! where are you!" Edmund says looking around to room. "Where the devil is that drunk" Leon says looking around as well. Leon peeks his head out the door. "SANS, DID YOU WONDER OFF DRUNK" Leon says shouting out the door. Edmund grabs Dill and lays back down. "He'll be back, he probably ran out of booze" Edmund says cuddling Dill. "I think he's dead" Leon says looking at Sans's sleeping bag. "I hope not, He's my field scientist" Edmund says looking around. "I have an idea!" Leon says pointing upwards. "O, P go and find Sans, bring his back here" Leon opens the door and they sprint off into the tunnels. "They should find out everything we need to find him, I'm pretty sure if they don't bring him back, he's dead" Leon says biting into a piece of jerky. "How can you say these things so calmly?!" Edmund says holding Dill closer to him. "You don't even know his last name and you hate his guts!" Edmund says screaming at Leon. "What is his last name?" Leon looks at Edmund and raises an eyebrow. "His last name is Halemen, His name is Sans Halemen, and he is my friend!" Edmund says playing with Dill. "Don't worry, my raptors will do a SANSational job at finding him" Leon says laughing. "C'mon man, too soon, way too soon" Edmund says watching End and Dill play.

As Leon and Edmund play with Dill and End, Sans is somewhere in the jungle. "I don't need them to get the bomb to the center! I can do this on my own, they're just slowing me down" Sans says heading west of the location. "I wish I had something to drive, like a 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO, man would I love one of them, just listen to that kitty purr" Sans says dreaming of his dream car. While Sans is hacking through the jungle in the wrong direction, lets see how Leon and Edmund are doing. "So uhh, what's your last name?" Leon asks Edmund throwing a bouncy ball at a wall. "My last name is Bloodstock, Edmund Bloodstock at your service!" Edmund says throwing a ball at Dill and hoping he'd catch it. "Sans Halemen and Edmund Bloodstock?" Leon says letting the ball come to a stop. "That's right!" Edmund says nodding his head. As they talk about names and dinosaurs, Sans has some trouble in the jungle just south of the tunnel system. "Bugger off ye stupid lizard!" Sans yells chasing a small Compsognathus into the bushes.  "That's right! get!  Thanks to you I'm off track!" Sans says throwing a rock into the bushes.  "Please, don't have anything bigger than that, please, please, please" Sans says to himself.  Suddenly there are face paced footsteps behind and around Sans, brush rattling and leaves crunching.  "C'mon lads, show me what you got!" Sans says yelling at the top of his lungs.  "Come on! Fight me!" Sans yells into the brush.

O and P jump out of the bush and screech, run up to Sans and knock him down.  Sans yells and falls down hitting his head on a rock, O bites Sans's shirt and lifts him up on P's back.  They nod heads and make their way back to camp.  O and P run and jump over obstacles in their way, after 40 minutes Sans wakes up in his sleeping bag.  "Oh Jesus, what happen to me 'ead" Sans says rubbing the back of his head.  "O and P ran out to find you, you got scared, fell down, and was knocked unconscious" Leon says sipping  a cup of tea.  "Where did you get a cup of tea?" Sans says drinking from his flask.  "I drink tea like you drink liquor" Leon says sipping his tea.  "Yeah and I read books like you drink liquor" Edmund says closing his research book.  "Ed, you have a very serious reading problem" Sans says laughing too hard at his own joke.  "I found dishes in a box, and it turns out we have a small kitchen stocked with more food than in here, the meat in the fridge was spoiled so we fed it to Dill and End, but I got the back-up generator online, so this is alright!" Leon says giving Sans a thumbs up tilting his head back finishing his tea.  "We also found a crapload of candy for refilling the finding machines.  Kit-Kats, Snickers, Butterfingers, Hershey and a bunch of German candy" Edmund says digging through giant boxes of candy.  "Edmund! throw me a bar!" Sans says rising his hand up.  "Hmm?" Edmund turns around with a Butterfinger hanging out of his mouth, chocolate and biscuit around his mouth.  "Uhh, never mind" Sans says slowly lowering his hand.

"Lets think of our plan of action after we start to get use to the island" Leon says pushing his glasses to his face.  "We HAD escape helicopters on the far north side of the island, They uh, well, blew up" Leon says looking down.  "What append!" Sans says looking at the mad scientist.  "Well, you see I get bored very easily, petroleum, helicopters and fire?  Just try to stop me" Leon says laughing crazily.  "Tell me, are you mad or just an idiot?" Sans says drinking from his flask.  "There is no great genius without some touch of madness!" Leon says arching his back in laughter.  He springs back up and arches forward.  "Step into my world and your madness will be accepted optimistically!" Leon says laughing and letting his glasses fall on the ground.  "Leon are you alright there?" Edmund says slowly standing up.  Leon cracks his back backwards and looks at Edmund with a crazy look.  "I'm quite alright, matter in fact, I'm dandy!" Leon says cracking his back.  "Lets think of a course of action him?" He says picking up his glasses.