Isola Di Lucertole

Chapter 2: Leon?

"YES!! YOU PASTA EATING, MOB INFESTED, PIECE OF EUROPEAN GARBAGE!!! I'M IRISH!!" Sans is yelling at the top of his lungs and the man is staring with a blank face. "So I take you don't care for Italian tea?" The man says with no expression. "My turn" The man says slowly standing up. "Well, I can't even imagine the PASTAbilities." Sans is suddenly thrown through the air and lands on a pile of rotten, moldy human remains. "What the fu- OH MY GOD THAT'S A TABLE." The man picks up a lab desk and throws it at sans. "Now, may I introduce myself?" the man says sitting in a chair. "OK Edmund, move all the tables away" Edmund does as told, as sans is moving chairs, tables, beakers, bodies and other item away from the man. "OK, I am Leon Noou founder and owner of Noou Corporations, We are Noou, you are Noou, the future is Noou. Welcome to my 3rd lab, I like to call it delta, mostly because it's not as good as Charlie. Charlie has a lounge wing." Leon slowly stands up. "Welcome friends" Edmund runs and shakes his hand. "Sir, its an honor."

Leon takes his hand in gratitude and shakes it well. "I am glad you follow my work! Tell me, what is your favorite book of mine?" Leon tilts his head questioning. "Sir, I enjoyed your book on Quantum Physicist." Edmund says shaking his hand. "I enjoyed your book on anti-gravity, It was impossible to put down!" Sans says as he throws his arms up. After Sans said the pun there was a huge roar in the background. " Mio Dio! They are getting restless!" Leon says standing up quickly. "What in the name of Virgin Mar-" Sans says being interrupted by a crash in the corridor. "Figlio di cagna, the raptors are hunting again." Leon says fixing his suit and prepares to walk to the corridor. "What are you doing?!" Sans and Edmund say quickly. Leon calmly opens the door to the corridor and stares at the glowing eyes ahead. "I'm terribly sorry gentlemen, our facility has a bit of a pest problem."

After an hour of thumps, roars, screeches and Italian swearing, Leon calmly walks back inside and wipes dirt from his suit.  "Sorry my friends, The raptors get hungry during this time of the year, they have to feed the young ones I suppose." Leon sits down at a desk and taps his fingers. "How about that drink." Leon says with a grin.  Sans and Edmund both agree quickly.  After about an hour of explaining Edmund and Sans are filled in with the situation.   "So ye're sayin we gotta get to the center of a dinosaur infested island?!" Sans says drinking a cup of tea Leon made them through the story. "Fascinating, how did you manage to bring back dinosaurs?!" Edmund says finishing his tea.  "You see, I am a very big Jurassic Park fan" Leon says grinning. "I simply made my way to the point I am to see if that movie was possible" He continues ranting on Dino DNA! till he yawns. "Well, you two should rest a spell?" Leon stands up and presses a button on the wall and enters a pass code.  After beeps and boops a part of the wall slides open to a small living are with a large television, a slick and clean kitchen, 3 bedrooms and a front-room with 2 chairs and a couch.  "Welcome to my living quarters, other scientists stayed with me but they aren't with us anymore."Leon takes his suit coat off and hangs it on a wall. "They left with the other escape helicopters."  Leon says staring at his room.  "I think I should get to bed." Leon says closing his living quarters.  "Can you believe this place?!" Edmund says looking around the quarters.  Sans looks at Edmund and with a stern face. "No, Ed.  I don't" Sans takes a drink from his flask and slams it down on the table.

Sans looks around the room and tosses things behind him looking for answers.  "SANS! What are you doing! We're guests here!" Edmund yells at Sans and tries to hold him back. "I need answers! Don't question me!"  Sans and Edmund are up all night till they pass out from exhaustion.  In the morning they both wake up in separate rooms and a change of clothes on the table.  There is a letter on the clothes:  "Dear Edmund and Sans, I have to deal with some problems in the chemical wing.  I will return soon, breakfast is on kitchen table! Arrivederci.  ~Leon Noou." They both take turns reading the letter.  "What in the name of  Vi-" Sans is interrupted by Edmund yelling at the top of his lungs. "BACONNNNNNNNNN" Edmund starts stuffing his face with bacon and Sans is yelling.  "HOT CAKESSSSS" Sans starts eating a stack of buttery sweet hot cakes.  After they fill themselves with bacon and hot cakes they clean themselves they sit down and talk about Leon. "Aren't you the least bit suspicious, a huge facility, wings A-Z, all of it covered in blood, moss, scorch marks, mold, bones and human remains." Sans says looking at his cup of coffee. "Well, I think that we should at least follow our orders and do what we're told.  Not only is this man very important to some companies and is kinda the richest man on Earth." Edmund says looking at the syrupy plates.  After an hour or so they start watching a documentary on dinosaurs, Leon walks in and starts to write coordinates on a white board in his lab.  He ignores Edmund and Sans completely. "We have to move!  Titan is coming! OK, pack the things.  Not what you want, what you need."  Leon says quickly.

"Who the hell is Titan" Sans says with a confused face. "Yeah Leon, who's Titan and what did he do?"  Leon looks over from his whiteboard and looks sternly at them both. "It's not a person, he's the biggest dinosaur to walk this earth"  Leon looks at them and continues. "He makes the Spinosaurus look like a leprechaun" Leon continues to speak and throws his backpack over his shoulder and gets ready to head out.  "Are ye two ready?" Leon looks at Sans and throws a key at him.  "Here take this" Leon says.  "What is it?" Sans says looking at the rusty key. "It's the key to the liquor cabinet" Leon says winking at Sans. After they all get done packing they set up to leave. "What exactly is Titan?" Said Edmund as they run out the lab into the heat of the jungle. "It's a hybrid between 4 dinosaurs.  Giganotosaurus, Tyrannosaurus, Spinosaurus and Velociraptor.  We made it and it was all fine until we had a bit of a chemical spill in his water supply, he mutated into a 50 ton, stoppable force of pure muscle and teeth"