Isola Di Lucertole

Chapter 10: Sans's Journey?

"Come on! Come out of the brush! Fight me!" Sans says yelling at the footsteps in the darkness.  A raptor comes out of the darkness and leaps towards Sans.  "Leon trained me to be a better fighter against you stupid lizards" Sans says kicking the raptor in the rips.  The raptor gives a bone shattering screech of pain.  Sans walks over to the raptor and looks at it with remorse and forgiveness in his eyes.  "Do you see this face? Hm?" Sans says pointing to his face.  "This is the face you make when you lie, no go!" Sans says walking away from the wounded raptor.  The raptor jumps into the brush of the darkness and walks away.  "To the armory!  Maybe he has a katana or a cattle prod" Sans says fantasizing on hurting and ending Leon.  After awhile of walking through the jungle Sans's leg starts to cramp up and twitch in pain.  "Son of a TAINT!" Sans says cradling his leg.  "I can't just give up and feed the raptors!" He says standing up slowly.  "I wounder what their even doing" Sans says looking at the stars in the sky.  "Probably doing something stupid without me" He says looking back forward.  "Lets rest up for the night" Sans says to himself sitting up against a tree.  "Great idea me, matter in fact! I'll drink to that" Sans says cheering himself and drinking from his flask.

In the morning Sans continues walking to his journey, and the scary part is....he woke up early.  "I think talking to myself make me a bit crazy?" He says talking to himself. "Nahhh, who doesn't talk to themselves?" Sans says replying to himself.  "Or at least I think so, that's my opinion.  Whats yours?!" Sans says jumping up and pointing to a rock.  After a meaningful conversation with a rock, Sans picks it up and continues his journey.  "I'm calling you Rocky!  For 2 reasons! you look like Sylvester Stallone or should I say Sylvester Astone! and you're the best arounnnnnd, nothings gonna ever stop ya know" Sans says singing and throwing his fists in the air and jogging around in circles.  after Sans goes onto his journey.  "I'm not crazy! If I was crazy, I would be talking to a rock and not you Sylvester" Sans says talking to his stone companion.  "You wanna tussle?  You feeling lucky punk?!" Sans says throwing his fists at a tree stump.  "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you" Sans says petting the log.  "I think I'll call you Donald! Donald Stump!" Sans says throwing his arms in the air.  "I can't stay Donald!  I got to go hurt someone real bad!" Sans says running off into the woods.  After Sans gets the the armory he walks up to a metal door.  "I need a pass code, only Leon knows the code" After contemplating what the pass code is Sans comes to a conclusion!  "Rocky help me!" Sans says throwing the rock in a window.  The glass shatters and Sans walks in.  In the armory Sans looks around, a couple RPGs, some AKs, a Dragonov sniper rifle, and some hand grenades or in creates and boxes.  "I think it's time to go and find myself some sport" Sans says gearing himself up.

"They're both probably back at the base" Sans says contemplating the location if the safe house.  "It's this way!" Sans says swinging a sniper rifle around his back and marching towards the safe room.  "Leon, you're going to have a bad time" Sans says laughing and marching at towards the room.  After a while of marching, Sans gets to the ravine leading into the tunnel system.  "I think this is the right ravine?" Sans says looking down into the earth.  "No time like the present!" Sans says throwing himself down the ravine.  "I'm coming for youuuuuuuuuu" Sans says all the way down the ravine it into the safety net at the bottom.  After Sans hits the bottom of the ravine he climbs out of the net.  "Lets move out Rocky!" Sans says looking at the tunnel system before him.  After a while of walking Sans makes it to the safe room.  Leon and Edmund's voices come from the inside.  "I need to tell you something very serious" Leon says to Edmund.  "Well, I think it's time to take out the trash" Sans says readying his sniper rifle.  Sans kicks down the door and aims the gun at Leon's chest.  "I'm the alpha!" Sans says steadying his aim.  "Well, I'll be a mustache hair in the soup.  You're alive" Leon says calmly sipping his tea.  Leon rises from his chair and starts walking towards Sans.  "LEON! I WILL KILL YOU" Sans says shaking his rifle.  

"You're an idiot.  You threaten a man's life, when he doesn't even want it.  You think I value my life, you think I love my life?" Leon says walking up to Sans.  "Here's some advice, take it off safety and chamber the rifle" Leon says flicking the safety switch and cambering his gun.  "I am the alpha!" Sans says pulling the trigger of the gun.  Leon stumbles around, holds his stomach falls on one knee.  "Congratulations Sans you did it, you killed it" Leon says standing up slowly.  "That was a sniper rifle shot from centimeters away!" Sans says trying frantically to reload the gun.  "Do you want this back?" Leon says handing Sans the bullet.  "Now, you ruined my ONLY plaid shirt!" Leon says taking it off and reviling a bullet proof vest.  "Son of a bi-" Sans says as Leon breaks his arm and knocks him out.  "I hate when people have a disrespect for fashion" Leon says walking back to his chair.  "Lets continue our conversation" Leon says sipping his tea. "I have one question to ask you" Edmund says drinking from his tea.  "Go ahead I'm all ears" Leon says setting his cup down.  "Come in Leon, we can drop the act" Edmund says slamming his cup of tea on the table.  "WHAT ARE YOU?!" Edmund says looking into his eyes.