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When a old guy says it
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Pickup line: "Where have you been all my life?"

burn: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
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Pickup line: Hey baby, do you know how I'd rearrange the alphabet?"

Then the you sighs and says "You know what I would do?"

The person raises his brow and said "What?"

The you smiles and says "I would put U and I as far away from each other as possible!"
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