He Gets Arrested haha ;)
Zayn: f da police I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL omg calm the heck down zayn jus give the nice officer that sexy smolder turn little mixs new album down for christ sakes vas happenin jail
Liam: oh no oh no no no I am so sorry officer ive never been pulled over In my whole entire life IM A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN I SWEAR please dont call my mommy oh shit not the taser
Harry: knock knock? *cricket cricket* stfu styles the police officer dont wanna hear ur lame jokes jus give him some backstage passes an pretend this neva happened
Niall: no officer its hi how r u HAHAHAHAHA hahaaaa ha lol I only had turdy seven pints I swear hell ya I can walk a straight line HAHAHAHA hehe aw shit nialler dont pee on the police car
Louis: beep beep mother fuckers the queen is comin through lou aint tryna to get pulled over again WE WILL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA we aint stoppin the traffic an let em through today
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