1 - What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
2 - What is the most hardworking part of the eye?
The pupil.
3 - How do you drown a Hipster?
In the mainstream.
4 - What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew"
5 - Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
They both depend on the batter.
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