1 - What's the tallest building in the world?
The library! It has the most stories!
2 - How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
3 - Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
Because she couldn't contain her pupils...
4 - Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way.
5 - Why did the robber take a bath?
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
6 - Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
Reports say that it was due to too many strokes.
7 - My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
8 - I farted in an elevator once; it was so wrong on so many levels.
9 - I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
10 - If 4 out of 5 SUFFER from diarrhea; Does that mean that one person enjoys it?
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