Drarry one shots

Trip to the grocery store...bad idea

Four years, three months, 220 weeks, two days, ten hours, 600 minutes and 36025 seconds since Draco and Harry got married, yes Harry was keeping track of the time just a little bit. At first Harry thought that Draco would not want to have anything to do with any Muggle stuff but as it turns out he loved Muggle stuff except for one thing; the money. Draco did not understood Muggle money under any circumstances, and as a matter of fact he hated it. So this is how our story begins.

Draco wanted so badly to just go to the grocery store and he begged Harry to let him pay on his own without any help, he also warned Harry that if he tried to help he would not have sex with him for a week, but that's a whole other thing. So both of them went to the store.

"Harry can we get some cookies" Draco asked innocently touching Harry I places he shouldn't when they are in public, of course he made sure nobody was watching.

"Ugh, stop it! Yes, you can get cookies but only..." before Harry could finish talking, Draco had already throw six boxes of different types of cookies I the cart and Harry did not have the heart to tell him no. After examining the boxes and making sure none of them had raisins he looked at Draco who was only smiling at him, in his cute little way. "I love you way to much" mumbled Harry

"Nah I love you even more" said Draco pushing the cart towards the shampoos aisle. They spent almost two hours just getting everything because there was absolutely nothing at the house and Draco wanted a lot of things that he didn't really need but Harry couldn't say no.

Finally they made it to the cashier and as the guy on the other side of the counter started to scan the items and putting them inside another cart with bags and everything, Draco began to freak out. He didn't really show it but Harry could tell by the way he was moving and starting at the little screen were the prices were showing up. Before Harry had told Draco that he could always use a credit or Debit card but Draco didn't want to. Finally the cashier stopped scanning items, and had this weird look in his face when he scanned the last one, lube, Draco didn't tell Harry anything about that and Harry was very close to just smack him in the back if his head for outing that in the cart because the cashier was looking weird at him now.

"Your total is 253 with 64 cents" said the cashier in a monotonous voice, instantly Draco started to shuffle a lot of bills but he couldn't put them together, and for half a second Harry saw it coming. Draco grabbed all the money he had managed to put in the counter and made it a little ball to later put it in his pocket, all of this very violently.

"Argh! screw it!" Draco grabbed the cart and ran towards the doors that opened at his approach, "run Harry!" he said before passing through the doors. Harry did not run however, he sighed, he took out his wallet grabbed his debit card and passed it through the little machine to pay, then took the receipt and exited the store like nothing had happen.

"You could have asked for help" said Harry when he got to the car and saw his husband pouting on the copilot seat.

"I'm useless" said Draco

"NO, don't you say that. I fucking love you and your cuteness specially when you run out of stores without paying" said Harry hugging and kissing Draco. both started laughing.

"I fucking love you too" he replied with a big smile on his face and they went back home to live their happy lives.

Hope you like it, I based on a AU someone did, sort of,I guess.