Drarry one shots

Never go bowling...just not with Draco

"BLOODY HELL, CURSE THAT INFERNAL BALL,NOT EVEN A BLUDGER HURTS THIS MUCH!!!!!!!" Draco's screams were occupying the entire place at the bowling place......Harry meanwhile couldn't stop laughing because hey! who the hell drops a BOWLING BALL on their feet in, the eyes of Harry that's got to hurt, so yeah....

"Dragon, calm down it's okay I'm taking you to the hospital right now, would you calm down?" Harry was trying really hard not to laugh because he knew his dear beloved-drama-queen boyfriend was in a lot of pain but honestly....

"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, YOU CALM DOWN!!!! DO NOT TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL TAKE ME TO ST. MUNGOS, I AM GOING TO DIE OF PAIN OOOOOOHHHHHH MERLIN" Draco was screaming, there was traffic, and Harry have to pee. "The hospital is closer we could just go there what's the problem?"

"I DON'T WANT OT GO THERE! MUGGLES DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY EXPRESSIONS PLUS, THEY CAN JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING AT ST. MUNGO'S LIKE A POTION" Harry sighed knowing that if he took his boyfriend to the Hospital he would never forgive him, so he got an idea but was pretty sure that would somehow hurt Draco and he did not like doing it. 

"We could...you...know use apparition. But-"

"WHAT?! NOOO THAT WOULD HURT"

"okay then you are going to have to sit through this traffic" said Harry getting a little but more comfortable and setting up some good music, buuuut Draco wasn't helping too much.

Two hours of Draco's screams about how much it hurt, of cars, of sun, of bad radio music, BUT HE FINALLY MADE IT TO ST. MUNGO'S. Harry stepped out of the car and he turned around for ONE second and Draco had already  accio a wheelchair. Harry loved his boyfriend and sometimes just sometimes he asked himself why in the hell was he such a drama queen. Anyhow, moving on, Draco entered and was met by this weird looking witch that...well...didn't do much of a good job.

"Hello what seems to be the problem?"

"We were bowling and the ball fell on my toe" Draco answered and she just gave him a weird look, she obviously didn't know what Draco was talking about so he kind of explained it was  a muggle game, the thing is she should've just get over it but nooooo  she decided to ask a bunch of questions about it and would not help Draco with the pain. Until he lost it.

"LISTEN LADY I HAD TO SIT DOWN THROUGH THIS PAIN FOR TWO HOURS ALMOST THREE AND GUESS WHAT? IT WAS NOT PLEASANT, NOW I DECIDED TO COME HERE SO YOU JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN BUT SINCE YOU ARE BEING A COMPLETELY USELESS WITCH! I AM GOING TO LOOK FOR A REAL DOCTOR" and like that he just staring rolling down the hallway, with Harry behind him of course, not to mention Harry was dying of laughter, because the witch was left astonished. 

Another hour later Draco had a big cup of Butter Beer and was finally  with a big smile on his beautiful face. He came out of the doctor's office with a lollipop but he made Harry swear he would not tell anyone. 

"Honey can you take me home now please" Draco said in the nicest tone, Harry realized once again how much he loved him.

"Sure thing Dragon" and like that they left St. Mungo's, not without going in front of the before-mentioned witch and giving her a deadly look from Draco.