It's not funny - Niall centric

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Ok ok so um this is different thing from an imagine so bear with me ok?
Ok so imagine you and your husband Brian (Not Brian O'Connor) were getting married.
He was saying his vows to you, "Y/N, I have been love with you since I laid my eyes on you.
And You are so beautiful, I can't imagine you being anyone but mine, and you're doing me a great favor by making me the happiest man in the world and marrying me" He said smiling
And it was your turn.
"Ok Brian first off I loved you from the start too. And so let's go slow and high tempo and we'll piss off the neighbors...." You puased when the people covered their children's ears
"So tonight let's get some" You paused as
They gasped
"And live while we're young"
You finished
Brian looked kinda angry, "I said a whole paragraph of feelings for you, and all you do is sing me a song?"
"Actu-" You started
"No forget it, we're done" he spat before he stomped off
You should there, flaber, booboo goo goo, whatever shocked or whatever anyways Niall stepped out of the shadows, and you and him fucked and you got precked up.
(Just kidding)
What really happened:
"Y/N, are you ok?" Niall asks
"I'm grool" You say
He looks at you confused, "Grool?"
"Um yeah I meant to say cool but then I started to say great" You say nervously
He nodded apprehensively, "Well grool" he said
Then he got up to you and grabbed your waist.
And started singing, "Ohhh. Spaces between us, keep getting deeper
It's harder to reach ya'
Even though I try
Spaces between us, hold all our secrets
Leaving us speechless and I don't know why"
"Who's gonna be the last one to drive away?" You finished
Niall got down on one knee, held out a ring, and asked, "Y/N, would you do me the pleasure of making me the happiest man in the land of potatoes?"
Everyone laughed
You chuckled and put your hand on your mouth, you could hear your voice crack when you whispered, "Yes my lovley fudge nugget"
And the pastor said in a bored tone, "You must Piss the bread, I mean kiss the bride"
And you jumped into Niall's arms as he kissed you passionately, while everyone cheered.

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