One Direction Awesomeness, Preferences And Sickfics

If One Direction was Siri.....

Thanks to VampireJER for inspiring me to write this.......

Me: "Hey Siri I really want to go to New York"
Siri: "Baby I'll take you there"
Me: "Really how do you know where it is?"
Siri: "I've been all around the world"
Me: "Ok let's go!"
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Me: Ok Siri, what should we should we watch?"
Siri: "Fro-o-o-ozen"
Me: "Ok I'm so over that movie, maybe something else?"
Siri: "Fro-o-o-ozen"
Me: "Ok say that one more time and you're going in the trash"
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Me: *spills something on shirt*
"Ugh Siri I spilled something on my shirt, can you tell?"
Siri: "I wouldn't even notice"
Me: "Really?"
Siri: "Yeah Yeah Yeah"
Me: "Erm ok"
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Me: "Ugh, Siri this outfit looks terrible, what do you think I should wear?"
Siri: "Little black Dress"
Me: "Ok thanks!!"
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Me: "Hey Siri so what's my name?"
Siri: "Georgia Rose"
Me: "uh no"
Siri: "Diana"
Me: "no it's Aliya, but close enough"
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Me: "Hey can I talk to Liam please?"
Siri: "Here I am" (A/N: Listen to gotta be you)
Me:"LARRY IS REAL!"
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Me: "Hi Siri so there was this boy making fun of me at school today, what should I do?"
Siri: "Light a fire inside those eyes"
Me: "You want me to set his eyes on fire?!"
Siri: "Yeah Yeah"
Me: "Ok?"
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Me: Hey Siri there's this boy at school that I really like, you think I should ask him out?"
Siri: "If it was me then I would"
Me: "Yeah but I'm like really nervous"
Siri: "Just do it, do it, do it!"
Me: "Well ok then"
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Me: "Ugh Siri why do all my selfies look ugly?"
Siri: "You're insecure"
Me: "Well damn just say it how it is"
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Me" *Tries to button up the jeans* "Ugh Siri these jeans won't button, I think I'm getting fat"
Siri: "You still have to squeeze into your jeans"
Me: "Ok but can you tell me I look cute, since I'm always saying these things, instead of pointing out the obvious?"
Siri: "You're perfect to me"
Me: "Aww well thanks Harry"
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