One Direction Awesomeness, Preferences And Sickfics

Who tops?

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Hey guys today we will be talking about who tops or bottoms in sex.

Harry: Can we talk about Larry Stylinson sex?

Me: I guess but don't forget that there's 11 - 13 years olds here

Harry: So? You're 15

Me: Harry be mature, You're like 22

Harry: Age is a number Maturity is a choice

Me: ....

Harry: See?

Me: See what?

Harry: You're a bitch

Me: Why?

Harry: Louis doesn't do that, He moans

Me: ......

Harry: You're being rude again

Louis: Ok to answer your question. Harry bottoms and I top

Me: Wait I thought Harry tops?

Louis: ........

Me: Hello?

Louis: You're right Harry. She's a bitch

Me: Hey!

Harry: Yeah Daddy 

Me: Daddy?

Harry: Yeah that's his pet name

Louis: Thanks baby......I'll reward you later 

Harry: YAY!

Niall: AWW Louis, You promised!!

Harry: Louis? You promised what?

Louis: Nothing

Niall: Louis I thought you loved me?

Me: Oh No

Louis: I do

Harry: Huh?! I thought you loved me!?

Louis: Erg

Niall: I'm sexier than you STYLES!

Harry: Bitch please *flips hair sassily* everyone is head over heels for me

Niall: Oh yeah? What about the fact that girls and guys think my glasses are hot?

Harry: They're Stupid You can see fine

*Me and Louis sneak out of the house while Harry and Niall continue to argue*

                                                     -Outside-

Louis: Do you bottom?

Me: Louis if I do I wouldn't have sex with someone that already hooked up with two of his best mates

Louis: I understand. Are you gay or straight?

Me: What do you think?

Louis: Gay. Gay girls are sexy

Me: Get out of my house

Louis: I am

Me: Get off my property before I blow your balls out

Louis: *Runs away while I load the gun*

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