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The Guide to writing Age Play

Ok so how do we write Age Play hmmm.....
Harry: It's easy
Oh yeah? well what do we do first?
Harry: we? Oh no there ain't no we here.
C'mon what do we do first?
Harry: *sighs* I want Louis
LOUIS!!
Louis: Yes?
Your Baby boy wants you
Louis: *Sighs* yes harry?
Harry: How do we write age play?

Hey! You said you knew!
Harry: *Shrugs*
Louis: Well you have to have a daddy or daddies and then you choose the children.
Like this?.....
Louis: Daddy
Niall: Daddy
Zayn: baby
Harry: Baby
Liam: baby

Harry: No No No

What?!

Louis: The daddies are suppose to have different daddy names and the babies have ages.

Oh wait like this?....
Louis: Daddy
Niall: Papa
Zayn: 4
Harry: 5
Liam: 3

Harry: No no no

What??

Harry: I want to be 2

Ok.....?

Louis: Daddy
Niall: Papa
Zayn: 4
Harry: 2
Liam: 3

Louis: Aww Harry's my baby boy

Ewwww

Louis: Don't forget to add headspace of a....then the age then you add year old.

Oh like this......

Louis: Daddy
Niall: Papa
Zayn: headspace of a 4 year old
Harry: headspace of a 2 year old
Liam: headspace of a 3 year old

Louis: Exactly

Harry: I have a question

Ok

Harry: How come my daddies are Nouis?

Come again?

Harry: I don't belive in Nouis

Well Nouis is the most underestimated ship of all.

Niall: What? it is?
Harry: yes
Niall: no! I'll show them! *Kisses Louis on the lips*
Harry: THAT'S. MY. BOYFRIEND!
*Grabs a knife and chases Niall out of the house*
Louis: He's a good kisser
Harry: *Comes back in the house with blood on him* What?!
Louis: What? He is.
Harry: *Readies knife to stab Louis*

Harry no stabbing in my house

Harry: *Pouts* why not?

Cause you already killed my Irish leprechaun.

Harry: *Grabs knife and starts chasing me*

*Running* Harry No

Louis: Goodbye everyone don't forget to vote and comment.

Wait we're not finished yet

Harry: *Stabs you*

*Clutches bleeding side* HARRY STOP!!

Harry: *Drops Knife*

Ok now back to the age play thingamagigy.

Louis: That's not how you spell that

Thanks captain obvious

Harry: so the topic goes at the top of the page

Ok what's the topic?

Louis: undeserved punishment

Hmmm...

Harry: Yea chicks love to read those

Excuse you??

Louis: *Clears throat* don't forget the summary

Ok....?

Summary: Harry was innocently playing in the playroom and trouble came when Zayn and Liam were playing ball and they broke a lamp.
Little did Harry know....he was going to get blamed for something he didn't even do.....

Louis: Yeah exactly like that, now set it up

Undeserved Punishment

Louis: Daddy
Niall: Papa
Zayn: headspace of a 4 year old
Harry: headspace of a 2 year old
Liam: headspace of a 3 year old

Summary: Harry was innocently playing in the playroom and trouble came when Zayn and Liam were playing ball and they broke a lamp.
Little did Harry know....he was going to get blamed for something he didn't even do.....

Harry: thats good

Louis: You hear that?

Niall: *stumbles in the house all bloody and torn*

Harry: Ahhhh! Zombie!!

Niall: you murdered me harry! I will kill all of you!

Ahh!! RUN!!!

*Everybody runs away from Niall*

Niall: Dont forget to vote or comment or you will end up like Aliya, Harry, and Louis *laughs evily*

This is dedicated to VampireJER and NouisZiallAndEd cause she thinks, no... knows that Nouis is the most underestimated ship of all. Hoped you liked it!