Friends: xD Are you sure you're sixteen?
Hatter: Yes. T-T
Friends: But your so short-
Hatter: *STARES AT YOUR SOUL*
Friends: And you don't act like a sixteen year old-
Hatter: *KEEPS STARING*
Friends: And you ar-
Hatter: *CHOKES THEM LIKE HOMER SIMPSON* FITE ME-
Friends: *CHOKING SOUNDS LIKE WHAT BART SIMPSON DOES-*
Hatter: Kids, I swear- xD
