I remember when I was like five I thought everyone had a member like guys do.
So one time I walked up to his girl and asked, "Why do you go to the girls' bathroom? Can't you just pee in the boys'?"
And of course she said no.
Than I said, "Why not? I have one too!"
Than..
*sighs* xD
Than I pointed at that certain area in between my legs and said, "Don't be shy! We can pee together!"
I was trying to be nice, but than that girl said that she wasn't allowed to pee in the boys' bathrooms.
So I said, "Well that's dumb! We should show our wee wee to the world!"
Yes I called it 'wee wee'. I still do. XD
And she said she didn't have a wee wee.
AND I FREAKED OUT-
I litreally said, "SHE'S AN ALIEN!!!" and ran away.
Later that day I told my dad and real mum that I found an alien like on the Movie E.T.
Let's just say I finally understand people a little better. XD
