With friends:
Zanders: I am not a virgin.
Hatter: ...WHAAAAAA-?
Zander: What!? XD
Hatter: YOU'RE SIXTEEN ZANDER.
I WILL LITREALLY TAKE YOU TO GOD AND JESUS AND TELL THEM TO MAKE YOU PURE.
HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET LAID?
YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING- XD
WHERE THE HECK IS THE LOGIC IN THAT-?
Zander: HEY. I DO STUFF.
Hatter: OH PARDON ME.
BISH, COME ON.
ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP, FART, AND EAT.
LYING LITTLE STICK- XD
Zander: That's how I get the ladies, man. XD
Hatter: *sings* I'm proud to be a virgin because at least I know I'm free-
*sings louder* BECAUSE AIDS ARE DISGUSTING AND THEY MAKE YOU PEE BLOOD.
Zander: xDD Wow.
