Maths pick up lines

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<Why don't you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?

< "Hi, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"

< I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever.

<I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

<Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometery

<Guy: Do you like math?
Girl: No.
Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

<By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

< My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.

< I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me

<1/3>((-1^1/5)/27U)^1/2 Simply this to know how I feel about you. i>3U

<I'm not being obtuse, you are being acute girl

<Why don't we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

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