Twilight pick up lines

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Edward's Pick Up Lines:

<Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

<My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it's Me + You.

<Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.

<Pardon me Miss. I...uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can't I stop dazzling people?

<I'm an addict. Will you be my heroin?

Jacob's Pick Up Lines:

<I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds

>Will you be the mother of my puppies?

>Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I'll be the Big Bad Wolf

<I give a whole new meaning to 'Animal Attraction'

<Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

<You know what they say, right? Once you go "Black" you never go back.

<You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

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