Superhero pick up lines

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< My chest isn't the only thing that's big and hairy. -Hercules

<As it happens, the suit does come off. -Superman

< I plan on firing off all my web fluid by the time this night is over.

< You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weakness, especially in my "crib tonight. -Superman

<Ya know? I'm the fastest man alive? - Flash

<Hulk will show you why he Strongest There Is. -Hulk

<You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you? -Superman

> Women usually say I'm Amazing, Spectacular and Sensational in bed. -Spider-Man

< I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you've got some fine humps. -Batman

< I'll tie you up with my lasso of truth and show how an Amazon fight's. -Wonder Woman

< I may be Batman, but you're Robin my heart. -Batman

< They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the boner. -Wolverine

< Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally. -Hulk

< My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is. -Iron Man

<Did it hurt-when I looked in your eyes and forgot I had laser vision and seared your corneas? -Superman

<I'm gonna do you so hard you'll be Thor the next day. -Thor

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