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<Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

< Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

<I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there.So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

<Crap. Somthing is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that}. It's just that...your number's not in it.

< It's a good thing that I have my liabry card.Why? Because I am totally checking you out.

<You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection

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