Me: I LIKE TURTLES BISHES!
Jeff: -_- I'm surprised slenderman let you come back.
Me: SHAD UP JOKER FACE!
Jeff: BISH YOU WANNA GO!?!?
Me: no that would waste my time, I have to go pluck ducks off the tree *skips away*
Jeff: Dafuq? ELLIE! AMBER BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!!!
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RandomWelcome to Randomness *hops on pizza unicorn* I'll shall be your Guide! Follow me! *unicorn farts rainbows* WEEEEEEEEEEEE PIZZA RAINS FROM THE SKY AND STUFF
