These Boys Drive Me Insane (One Direction FanFic)

Chapter 2 ~ Oh Dear What Have We Done...

        I wake up the next day in my bed. Omg YOU TELEPORTED?! Lol no you fucking idiot, Harry must have carried me to bed. Ohhhh that explains it, haha. My God we both get worse everyday. Yuuup! n.n what were we talkin' about 0.o? Oh my gosh (< . >)

       I start trudging towards the kitchen for a box of Chips Ahoys' and open the fridge for the milk. Perfectly content, I make my way to the living room when I scream and drop my glass of milk and immediately cover my eyes and run to the other side of the living room, crashing head first into a wall. "SON OF A FUCK!" I yell, my head starts throbbing. Why the fuck would you run with your eyes covered, you fucking dumbshit! Shut up, it was an instinct. Oh sure, whatever floats your boat, Shannon. Why are you so cruel?! Dx   I look up and see Harry's head peeking over from behind the couch. "HARRY WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR?! AT THE LEAST!"  Liam runs to the living room and tells Harry to go put on some pants.

        I immediately get up and hug Liam and start fake-whimpering. I...need...a...BRAINWASH "LeeRoy, Whyyyyyyyyyy." He starts laughing and hugs me tighter, "C'mon go get changed, we're going shopping."  I freaking Mega Gasp. "Really?!" He looks down "You think i'd be kidding?" I laugh, he would never kid about something so special.

        I run to my room and change into my white Ed Sheeran t-shirt with my grey over sized sweater, a pair of Nikes and my shorts. In London it's about 65 degrees outside so I needed my sweater. c: When I was applying my make up I hear a knock on my door. "Who is it?!" I yell. "It's me, Shannon." I would recognize any of the boys' voice. "Come in Harry." 

        He walks in with only a pair of kitten pajama pants on. Awww.

"Hey, Shannon."

"Hey Haz."

        He continues, "I just wanted to apologize about earlier... I still haven't quite gotten used to you being here." He looks at me with his signature cupcake face then switches to a puppy dog face. I chuckle "It's fine, I didn't see much anyway. Nice butterfly tattoo by the way." He flushes and opens his arms wide with a big grin on his face. "Come here!"  he says, wiggling his fingers. I laugh and say "Alright." and return the hug. He hugs me tight and swings me around while i'm dying of laughter. When he finally puts me down, I say,  "Now go get changed we're gonna go shopping." He seems to freeze and starts sprinting towards his room "SHOPPING, YAAAY!" At least there's somebody who appreciates shopping as much as I do. I know right? At least we agree on something. Nope. Gosh, you are difficult. Thanks n-n . Oy <.<   

        I skip down the stairs and see the boys, (except Harry, because he was still changing.) I sit down next to Liam. "So what's up, Liam?" I say with a smile.

"Oh, nothing, just waiting for Harry to get changed so we can go shopping." 

"Can Bella and Angel come?" I saw with my hands clapped together and a face put on that reads 'Pweaaaaze'.

"Of course!"  He says with a laugh.

        Harry comes down the stairs and we all go to the van. Bella, Angel, and Jamie are already outside next to the van when we walk out. Kind of surprising that they're all international superstars and when in a group travel in a van. Oh well. I don't give a shit. Louis hops in the driver's seat and we suddenly jerk forwards. My eyes widen while I clutch the bottom of the seat. I look over to Bella and see her and Niall hanging on to each other for dear life. We pull out to the street and we were constantly rocking back and forth trying to get into the crowded street. 

Oh dear, what have we done?

        When we finally get into the street, it gets a bit tricky. We swerve on to the street leaving many angry drivers wherever we went. At this point, Harry is holding on to me tight and I'm trying my best to sustain him while Niall and Bella hold even tighter to each other and Liam and Zayn, the same, Angel and Jamie looked shocked but don't seem to be too affected, while Louis is driving like a fucking maniac. When we finally get to the mall, Harry is still clutched onto me, Bella and Niall have been thrown across the van with their feet facing the heavens. Liam's on top of me and Harry, Zayn is just a bit past us in the van face down and groaning right next to Angel on top of Jamie.

        Liam gets off of me and Harry, then Harry gets off of me. I start breathing again and gasp out, "We are never, ever, letting Louis drive again." Everybody replied simultaneously, "Agreed." Louis opens the door and happily says, "How was the ride, guys?" His smile dissapears when he sees everybody scattered around. "What...happened?" 

        I get up and walk towards him and put my finger on his nose, "Don't get me started." I whisper and walk/ stumble/trip out of the van with everybody behind me. Who's genius idea was it to let Louis drive? I have no fucking idea but it's never happening again. Agreed. I turn around and see everybody dusting themselves off after that mishap. "Alright, guys...what now?" 

Niall answers first, "Let's go eat!" Despite having the biggest appetite of the group, well, kinda tied with Bella, he was right. It was about 11:30 and we hadn't eaten yet. "I agree, anybody else?" Everybody else nodded. Bella got on Niall's back, Angel got on Jamie's back, I got on Harry's back, and we all headed off to the food court.

The chaos is just beginning.