Aries: STOP FREAK'N TEXTING ME YOU STALKER!!!!!! (The person only said hi)
Taurus: Wats up brah
Gemini: um, I think you have the wrong number
Cancer: oh hello do I know you
Leo: HOW DARE YOU TEXT MR. TACO!
Virgo: I'm so sorry but I believe this may be the wrong number, so sorry.
Libra: ...
Scorpio: stop texting me before I find where you live and kill you
Sagittarius: ¦> hi there
Capricorn: YOUR MY NEW BESTIE
Aquarius: I don't know who you are, what you want, what you are, all I know is IM A BEAUTIFUL UNICORN MERMAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pisces: *climbs a cliff throws phone into the ocean, a magical unicorn mermaid (Aquarius) eats it
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Zodiac Scenarios
Randomthis is a fun random book about the zodiac signs. It has scenarios, pictures, squads and much more! hope you like it!
