squad wars

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aries "but.. but aries needs to be in all the squads"

leo "I don't give a shit ur not on our squad"

Capricorn "you can be in our squad"

aries "but... I MUST BE IN ALL THE GREAT ALMIGHTY SQUADS"

pisces "fine just be the judge, oh no, set me free oh no"

leo "not again"

pisces " I KNOW MY SOULS FREEZING HELLS HOT FOR GOOD REASON"

scorpio "SHUT THE FUK UP PISCES"

Pisces *sits on the ground* "fine I see how it is"

sagg "what's our squad name"

Capricorn "the finger bitting unicorns"

tarus "the firey balls from hell"

Capricorn" no"

sagg "THE PRANCING PANTALOONS"

virgo "well we are water goats"

leo "well then"

aries "I just got a text libra they're home sick"

scorpio "fuking lazy ass libra"

pisces " watch your profanity"

scorpio *rolls eyes*

cancer "wait what squad am I in"

leo "none"

pisces  "YOUR THE JUDGE OH NO. SET ME FREEEEEEEEEEE"

scorpio "SHUT THE .."

pisces " watch your profanity"

aries "but im the judge"

leo "I have a compromise u both are judges"

aries "woah that's science"


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I am so sorry I haven't published in so long I am an asshat


I will try to publish more often if RESSA REMINDS ME (I know u are reading this) go follow her and harras her to remind me @ReesaKros





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