Fairy tail Ask/ Truth or Dare

Nightmare

Me: I'm in rage mode *roar*

Me: Anax-

Anax: no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes

Me: Y'know what I dare you to fight Ekatommyrio using your nightmares true form

Anax: God dammit

Natsu: When the hell am I gonna*insta knockout*

Me: not in the mood Natsu Dragneel *red eye's, and deep voice*

Everyone: *shiver*

Ekato: I am so not happy

Anax: same: but oh well 

Magic energy started erupting from the two until Anax said 

Anax: Nightmare Magic: Insanity true darkness

Not the actual but imagine large nails attached to the body the head upside down, blood coming from the nails, has a clown mask (also upside down) very tall like 8 meters tall, slim build, red aura, and also has those bell things sticking out of the bottom of his chin, hands have been crucified.

Nightmare Anax: *low growl*

Ekato: Anax, you there

Me: word of advice he hasn't fully mastered it and can't remember whats happening so your fighting a monster for this dare

Ekato: I really want to kill you

Me: ya well I want Richard gone but he still here

Richard: did someone- *guts splattered around then later dissipate*

Me: ok this match begins

NA (nightmare Anax) screeches before running at Ekato who jumps up to avoid being clawed to shreds but causes scratch marks to appear on the wall of the guild

Ekato: ok now I need to be careful, Sound Dragons Roar.

note: the dragonion knight magic will be the same magic as the dragon slayers

Ekato yelled releasing a breath attack which hits NA's back causing little damage in the process but agitating it further

NA: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

NA then took a unicycle out and started to ride on it while holding bowling pins with children screaming inside until NA threw one of them and the children in that pin got turned into minced meat 

Ekato: now that's gross.

Ekato jumped out of the way just in time when the bowling pin hit the ground and it exploded causing the minced meet of the children to scatter and melt

Ekato: it's acid as well! crap Sound Dragonion Knights: hammer shock

Ekato yelled as he hit NA on the top of the head causing a sonic boom when NA's head was sent crashing to the ground causing an explosion until NA jumped out with a death scythe in hand screaming

Sera: Gramps

Makarov: he has always been like this, he is lucky that you were lost because he would never forgive himself if you were afraid for what he was.

Gray: wait Anax never-

Makarov: it is because Anax has always loved Sera like a sister and should Sera ever found out about that then he would think the wrong things and run away, or worse, but you knew this would happen EA

ME: My ear is killing me but yeah if going with real world logic character development is important for the main protagonist as it will give him benefits which may range from power or knowledge to the most irrelevant things that some perverts (no offense to those who write this material) would write such as thinking of having a harem would grant them power, unlike you or gildarts who give wisdom to others for their growth, my stubborn nature and unstable psychiatric mind make me unable to give knowledge unless presented into an event of sorts or problem which will affect those around me unless I interfere with whats going on. so in other words like me who must eventually trust others with my darkest secret Anax must do so as well or he will never grow and develop into the character he was meant to be.

literally everyone even NA was staring at me in awe

Me: shoot I spaced out were you able to hear what I said Makar- hey why is everybody looking at me like that

NA: ok I guess I sorta understand y u nd I r simialiart EA but mainly confused

Ekato:I have a new sense of respect for you

Natsu: I don't get it

Me: Natsu I dare you to dance in your birthday suit while eating ice or you have to steal erza's-

Natsu: I'm dancing

Natsu yelled as he was dancing stark naked while eating ice until he was clothed in an instant and smashed to the ground by me

Me: sorry totally my fault but I'm sick also Juvia I want you to act like edo juvia for a week meaning seven dares and there is also 16 more dares left plus this so you have 15 mo- how the hell did you get dressed into edo Juvia so fast

Juvia: juvia is ready to be like her counter part

Me: ok but let's wait till the next dare I got no sleep so good night

after I left

Juvia: come one Sera I'll walk you home

Gray: come on Juvia just talk to me at least!

Juvia: hmph

Gray: AAAAARGGGGH

Sera: just a sec I need to talk to Anax

Gray: must be about that insanity thing, come on at least talk to me (noticed the writing) oh..... Screw you EA

back to Sera

Sera: hey Anax

Anax: ya

Sera: why did you keep it a secret

Anax: I uh, damn you EA, look I'm sorry Sera but I was scared and I didn't want you to think I was evil

Sera: how could you not trust me, I'm like your sister for mavis sake (fake cries)

Anax: (better use Mustachio grand Protagoras the Xl son of Emily the great girl's advice)

Anax then grabbed Sera's face and kissed her on the lips for 10 seconds

Juvia & Gray: Holy Shit

Anax: better

Sera:.... eh.......... KYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Sera then punched Anax who went flying out of the guild and into the infinite and beyond (guess who said that)

Me: looks like Mustachio grand Protagoras the Xl son of Emily the great girl's girls wisdom can travel to universe and dimensions(fake tear drop of proudness as I look into the sunset with a star of Anax showing before disappearing)

well that's all everyone see ya for now as I  need to sleep and get better