Fairy tail Ask/ Truth or Dare

Gildarts the perv

Me: we're back

Anax: stop talking to no one

Me: at least I don't go overboard in attacking a person I had to revive Romeo and restore his body

Romeo: so many Anax's *shudder*

Anax: well I hope you di- *gets whacked*

Sera: Anax thats enough now

Anax: yes Sera (pouts)

Me: whipped

Anax: at least I don't have a bedtime

Me: says the guy who kissed Sera instead of *tilts head to the side to avoid a massive broad Sword* miss. Any way *snaps finger*

suddenly Overwatch version of Anax appeared who wears a huge cloak

Me: wrong version

another version appears but was playing Video games with D.va but both had shocked faces as the tv was teleported as well but O-Anax was pissed as he started shooting

Me: miss miss miss three strikes yer- (one shot hit le face)

O-Anax: your out now send us back so I can win

D.va: wh-where are we

O-Anax: another dimension brought here by this guy

Me: anyway I have a job for the entire Overwatch team

D.va: why-

Me: this is a job only you can do and a pervert that is super powerful and will attempt to steal girls underwear and the reward is the knowledge of who the winner of the game is as well as video games from different dimensions

O-Anax: D.Va, no don't listen to him he will trick you and he is the one who dared this guy to

Me: oi if you you want to say something say it to my face

O-Anax & D.va: denied

Me:...(snaps fingers and returns them back then summons one year time skip gildarts)

Gildarts: what how

Me: one year time skip now I dare you to go steal the underwear from the girls dorm

Gildarts: now this is a dare I can get behind with but I ain't stealing from my precious Cana or Wendy

Me: just go before I change my mind and make you kiss all the boys

with that Gildarts ran through the door as well as a lot of building in rush to do the dare and avoid kissing all the guys

Me: aww that would have been hil-

then suddenly the sound barrier has been broken ten times and then a huge explosion that equal the sound of a crash and the force of a hydrogen bomb

Me: oh looks like I have to leave Dues take my place

swaps with Dues who had his right knee cracked immediately

Dues: Anax

Dues said as he stared at the man known as Anax if you haven't Read Anax's biography then read it

Anax: dues where is he

Dues: swapped places with me

Anax: I see

Makarov: what happened that shock wave came from fairy hills 

Anax: a pervert was sneaking in their to steal under wear so I punched him by using my elbow as a rocket

Natsu: what how could someone like you knock old Gildarts away

suddenly Anax released his magic making everyone kneel and feel the amount of power until he saw Sera and stopped releasing magic

Anax: Dues why are you in this universe when you should be back home

Dues: he brought me

Anax: I see

FT Anax: hey why do you look like me

Anax: because I'm the original Anax

Sera: then what happen to you

Anax: you'll know soon very soon 

suddenly his attitude changed into a more child like form as he smelled his one favorite food

Anax: wait I smell mangoes, where are they can i eat them

Mirajane: oh there behind the-

suddenly a blur past right by her towards the mangoes and they were being devoured

Sera: I can see how your the original 

Anax: whel  awl Unaxshes are difwent (well all Anax's are different)

FT Anax: he says all Anax's are different

Anax: oh and I dare Gildarts to kiss all the boys and girls on the next chapter, Richard I'll leave the replay to you

Gildarts: oh hell no!

Richard: replay edited version

Me: NO EDITED VERSION!

Anax: found you asshole!

Me: Shit!

Richard: damn *snaps finger*

rewind a couple of minutes

Gildarts was infront of Fairy hills with a pervy smile

Gildarts: best dare ever

gildarts said as he snuck in and was about to enter that room until he was couldn't move further as Anax was holding him

Gildarts: who are you

Anax: someone who doesn't exist

Gildarts: weirdo

Anax: says the guy who failed to noticed he had a daughter until she told you

Gildarts: just who-

suddenly they were teleported into the sky above fairy hills way above

Anax: pervert

was all Anax as he used a breath attack on gildarts except he broke the roar Gildarts smirked but Anax instantly appeared infront of him cocking his fist back as a small energy ball appeared but then exploded in a hie yet small blast  boosting his fist forward and punching gildarts away instantly which broke the sound barrier and my dare

Richard: replay end

Lucy: wait why were you. at fairy hills

Anax: i was on my way here due to the amount of dimensional portals being opened and I sensed gildarts magic at fairy hills and since cana wasn't there I guessed he was doing something perverted which not to my surprise I was right

Gildarts: but what you said was cruel

Anax: well it still true and you have to do my dare

Gildarts: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Natsu: what dare

Anax: you'll know (shows a creepy ass smile)

Wakaba: ok thats a creepy ass smile