Fairy tail Ask/ Truth or Dare

Someone finally asked a dare lol

Me: holly cow I completely forgot i had a wattpad account sorry guys

Looked at the guild to only see skeletons

Me: i've only forgotten about you guys for 4 months and your all dead

Anax: well payback a bitch, because we almost starved to death if-

                     sorry this part will leave spoilers from my fanfiction story which i too forgot shit

Me: well that's good, but we have a dare from someone other than me.

Anax:......

Me: Anax?

Anax: EVERYONE WE GOT A DARE FROM A READER

suddenly everyone came running through the door running me over (how cruel')

Natsu: OI AUTHOR whats the dare

Me: Two people have to confess to their loved ones, and it's from LiancajadeAGanzo

Natsu: NOT ANOTHER CONFESSION THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE LIKE THE LAST TIME!

Me: you make it sound like i'm evil. i do this to make people laugh

Xana: no offense but when you type while thinking of ideas at the same time you smile like a god damn murderer who massacred the entire western seaboard with nothing but an acid coated knife within a week and started bathing in their blood.

Me: stay in the kingdom hearts universe or until i introduce you and stop trying to set up a bad image

Xana: whatever just get started

Me: Natsu gray here are your dares.

Natsu & Gray: (Reads)

Natsu: No way never again!

Gray: never.

Me: that or i'll tell Erza your not listening to me

Natsu & Gray: okay 

Gray: H-hey Juvia

Juvia: yes Gray

Inside Juvias head: My beloved gray is finally talking to me (screams)

Gray: I want to say (turns to the author)

Me: you all signed a contract

Me waving the contract around causing Gray to freeze me mid wave

Gray: I just want to say I like you-

Richard: Holy shit Gray said he loves juvia!

suddenly everyone was in an open field with a bunch of wedding decorations and a banner that says

"congrats on your marriage Gray"

Richard: lets celebra-

Richard couldn't finish because I had skinned him alive and threw him in the most terrifying hell there was

Me: oh my bad, it's just that I have been getting a lot unstable lately

 everyone was in shock from my sudden outbursts but they decided not to dwell on it

Gray: I was gonna say that Juvia looked pretty today

Me: well I guess thats as close as a confession we'll get from him

Anax: i think you may need to meditate

Me: ya or i'll end up splitting my mind into many fragments great it's the Alpha splitting apart from red vs blue thing again

Me: anyway let's see what Natsu is doing right now once i get a map that'll lead us back to the guild or back into Fiore because i have no clue where we are.

meanwhile back to Natsu

Natsu: Hey where'd everyone go, they just suddenly disappeared! Lucy summon that penguin thing and find them

Lucy: Natsu just do the dare, or is it someone else in the guild

Natsu: I don't know what love is, is it a food a dragon, a fish, or someone I can punch

Me: well don't blame me LiancajadeAGanzo but Natsu is well an idiot at somethings, and I have deduced he is an idiot at love and is a pervert to see Lucy naked so ya that's kinda like a confession because Natsu relies on Lucy.

remember to give some suggestions for ask and dare