(don't be offended!)
1. wHERE THE FCK IS FRANK
2. wHERE IS GROVER
3. If I see another mortals meet demigods oneshot where said character's friends think their girlfriend/boyfriend doesn't exist (eVEN IF THEY HAVE PICTURES OF THEM AND SEEMS COMPLETELY SERIOUS ABOU IT) then, oh joy, my friends are picking me up after school today! Now you can see that my girlfriend/boyfriend, who looks like a god/goddess (because lol what a pun) actually exists and you all are assholes who think I didn't have a gf/bf (even though I look flawless, too) so bye! I WILL EXPLODE.
4. Half of the time there's a Super Salty™ friend who was nice before but turns bitter when they find out their crush, said character, has a gf/bf, so they scream at said character and their gf/bf as they drive away into the sunset.
5. Percy's the hottest guy ever! Percy's the most popular guy in school! All the girls are swooning over Percy! (This will be explained in a later chapter, I suppose)
6. 'Sup! I'm Apollo, and this is my sister Artemis, and we go on quests with demigods now, apparently!
7. Annabeth, your dyslexia! It magically disappeared!
8. Chaos fics. All of them that state, "This is totally different than the others!" in the description, and I cannot tell the difference of the one I just read.
Sorry if I sounded like a jerk there, I just kind of turned all sarcastic all of the sudden. And I don't know why I read mortals meet demigods and the Chaos fics either. Everything is a mystery. Well kay bye. ~Calypso
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Percy Jackson Things
FanfictionJust my random fangirl thoughts on Percy Jackson, from ships, fanfics, headcannons, and art. But be warned, I WILL rant. Hide behind the closest brick wall when I start off. rated PG-13 for things.
