Aries
Stereotype: AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE ANGER ISSUES SO BACK THE F*** UP BEFORE I TEAR YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
Reality: If you respect me and treat me nicely, I'll do the same.
Taurus
Stereotype: FOOOOOOOOODDDDD
Reality:
Um, I like food as much as the next person. It's not anything special.
Gemini
Stereotype: I'm a two-faced b*tch and I know it.
Reality: Sure, there's two sides to me, but I'm really not a backstabber or a fake...
Cancer
Stereotype: Touch me and I'll cry I'm so sensitive!
Reality: Yes, I'm emotional, but I do have a tough shell. (A/N: get it hahaha)
Leo
Stereotype: Everyone pay attention to ME! It's all about ME! I'm the royalty here!
Reality: I'm really insecure and I don't like to show it.
Virgo
Stereotype: It all has got to be PERFECT! Otherwise I'll go crazy.
Reality: I like things to be organized and structured, but it doesn't necessarily need to be perfect.
Libra
Stereotype: Oh, I'm in love with that person! Wait, no, I'm in love with them! Oh wow, look at them! *swoons*
Reality: Look, I don't waste my time with petty attractions. However, when I do fall, I'll fall hard.
Scorpio
Stereotype: I'M A HORNY, SLUTTY DEVIL! F*** ME OR F*** WITH ME!
Reality: I'm not a whore. I save it all up for someone special. Also, I'm not that mean, I just come across that way.
Sagittarius
Stereotype: I want to TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD!!!!
Reality: Actually, that sounds pretty awesome!
Capricorn
Stereotype: I make amazing grades, better than anyone in our grade!
Reality: Yes, I'm smart, but I'm not necessarily the smartest. Also, I procrastinate a lot. Oops! #sorrynotsorry
Aquarius
Stereotype: LET'S PACK MY SCHEDULE WITH SAVING KITTENS AND CANNED FOOD DRIVES AND HELPING THE HOMELESS!
Reality: I love to help people, but down time and me time is important, too.
Pisces
Stereotype: I want to sleep in a field of flowers and paint a picture of the sky!
Reality: I have creative ideas, I'm imaginative, and I don't like arguments, but that doesn't mean I'm a freaking hippy.
A/N: How accurate? Rate from 1-10 for your sign! xoxo ♏️
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what's your sign? // a zodiac book // completed
RandomHIGHEST RANKING - #10 IN RANDOM - 9/30/16 since i've been obsessed with astrology lately, i've decided to be stereotypical and write yet another zodiac signs book. *ignores shouts of protest because i'm just adding to the hundreds of them on wattpad...
