what's your sign? // a zodiac book // completed

the signs as roommates

aries: jumps into bed and hurts a part of their body; promptly asks, "did you see that?"

taurus: labels everything in the fridge as "mine"; shares it anyway

gemini: accidentally slams door at three in the morning; apologizes loudly

cancer: is never home due to how many things they are involved in; is only home to eat ramen and binge-watch netflix

leo: rearranges everything in the shower due to how much soap is left in the bottle

virgo: does homework due in a month; questions your work ethic

libra: orders a pizza with everything on it to make sure they didn't miss your fave topping

scorpio: falls out of bed in hysterics and complains about all the cute people on campus

sagittarius: spends all the time they should be studying watching old youtube memes

capricorn: is silent for hours, then suddenly screams "F***" about forgetting something they were supposed to do two hours ago

aquarius: looks up from laptop on a sunday night and shakes their head silently before getting back to whatever it is that they're doing

pisces: mutters under their breath while cleaning; the muttering is actually old taylor swift songs