aries: "the word please doesn't make me money, kid."
taurus: "when there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
gemini: "sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.... good thing i'm an uncle. avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!"
cancer: "finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face."
leo: "you see, it's funny because marriage is terrible!"
virgo: "yes, YES! burn the child!"
libra: "i was awoken by the sound of mockery. where is it? show me the object of ridicule."
scorpio: "wash off the shame, stan. wash off the shame."
sagittarius: "would it be wrong to punch a child?"
capricorn: "well, i learned nothing."
aquarius: "darn beautiful men! always eating out of my trash."
pisces: "road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!"
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what's your sign? // a zodiac book // completed
RandomHIGHEST RANKING - #10 IN RANDOM - 9/30/16 since i've been obsessed with astrology lately, i've decided to be stereotypical and write yet another zodiac signs book. *ignores shouts of protest because i'm just adding to the hundreds of them on wattpad...
