aries: the little brother who runs around with a bra on his head
taurus: the grandfather that always asks you if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend
gemini: the little sister who everyone thinks is a demon
cancer: the responsible but crazy mom
leo: the dad who wants you to play football with him
virgo: the teenager who tries too hard to be as cool as possible
libra: the nine year old girl with a "boyfriend"
scorpio: the pre-teen who is going through some hard times (puberty) and never wants to talk to anyone
sagittarius: the aunt that is always drinking vodka because of yet another failed relationship
capricorn: the grandma who is always passive-aggressively b*tchy at the way your parents raised you
aquarius: the teenager who tries too hard to be as uncool as possible
pisces: the baby that never stops crying
ughhhhh today is sunday
can i just not have school and stay in my hoodie watching alisha marie and tyler oakley?
please?
i guess not fine then thanks a lot monday
xoxo ♏️
YOU ARE READING
what's your sign? // a zodiac book // completed
RandomHIGHEST RANKING - #10 IN RANDOM - 9/30/16 since i've been obsessed with astrology lately, i've decided to be stereotypical and write yet another zodiac signs book. *ignores shouts of protest because i'm just adding to the hundreds of them on wattpad...
