1. I wrote an 85 chapter long fanfiction about a youtuber that doesn't know i exist. I also wrote about said youtuber having sex with a fictional character of own creation. (character is similar to myself in multiple ways)
2. I fall over, trip and run into things more than your average human. Like way more.
3. It's almost impossible for me to take a nice picture of myself. And whenever somebody else takes a photo of me it comes out looking like jabba the hut and john travolata had a baby.
4. I sing out loud without realising and it's usually at the worst times. For example, in a car full of quiet people, when the radio is on i will start singing along and i bet everyone wants to literally throw me out the car
5. I have no fashion sense. The last batch of clothes I bought were all from the same shop (just jeans) and that was like 2 years ago. Also i once wore crocs in public....
6. At a party i will go waaaay too hard on the dance floor. I once hit the quan with my friend like 5 times in one night, and I don't even drink alcohol.
7. I'm 17 and i still have one direction and 5sos pictures on my wall. I don't really have any excuse for this, AND NO THEY ARE NOT COMING DOWN, EVER
8. I think i have a dimple fetish, not even joking
9. I am really fascinated by murder mysteries , and some of my favourite books/authors fit into this category.
10. I was born with thick black hair, like a monkey. That's just not normal.
11. I cry at a lot of things, sometimes even just a hurt animal. I cried three times after watching tfios - once during the movie, once at the end and once the day after i watched it. Basically i don't like that movie, it's just too fucking sad.
12. I can think of so many more things to add to this list, but then it would be far too embarrassing.
That's all folks, au revoir
Dedicated to totohowell cuz she is voting/commenting regularly xx
