Okay so I get it. No, no, no, I totally get it that not everybody has a brain like me. Scratch that. Not everybody has an empathetic brain like me and if you're a little unlucky in that matter, SHUT. YOUR. FACE.
I'm here, listening to Adele's Hello at three a.m. and mascara tears are running down my face and I'm sobbing and all (just kidding, I don't wear make up) but this thing who cannot even be addressed as a human, walks out of nowhere and makes a face at my taste in music.
Oh for the love of God! For all you know I might be jumping like Princess Peach in my mind when I controlled my temper at that ugly stink eye but then you just have to. You just have to say, "Is it that Adelee again? It's so boring. She's singing as if she's in a payphone booth with no change."
First of all, it's Adele.
Secondly, where on Earth is your heart? I mean that song literally pulls my heartstrings when it's on and what did you just say?
I mean I could be listening to my best friends hyena-like-laugh all day, voluntarily, and YOU. SHOULDNT. HAVE. A. PROBLEM. ABOUT. IT.
And then comes the rockhead who will say the same thing about Troye Sivan and Sia.
Just ssssshhhhhh.
They. Are. LOVE.
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