02. We're dying for Air | Zahra

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It's official.

Or at least that's the way Lay's puts it

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Or at least that's the way Lay's puts it.

Do me a favor and watch this.

But first, salute to Pringles; the only company that doesn't sell air. I mean, come on. You know that feeling. Opening your packet of freshly-bought Lay's, just to receive a blast of salty air.

Like, Hello! Earth to Lay's! We wanted to tell you that we are thriving on Earth, and we are no longer in need of assistance of your services

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Like, Hello! Earth to Lay's! We wanted to tell you that we are thriving on Earth, and we are no longer in need of assistance of your services. Except the solid parts. 

This thing happened to me the other day: I went to the Supermarket, and among other things, bought a packet of Sin. A packet of Lay's. 

And it was EMPTY. I know I'm not the only one. Like, HOW THE HELL DID YOU PEOPLE GET SO DARN FAMOUS.

I strongly believe Lay's to be the president of the Secret Republic of Fraudstervania.

But there are reasons why there are rich, and Not-So-Rich people. If you want to sell salty air, be my guest. Take this for example: In China, a man named Chen Guangbiao has started selling cans of fresh air for 80 cents. 

Be like him.

Be like Chen.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 15, 2016 ⏰

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