Party Poison

Chapter 5

(Gerard's POV)
Okay so Frank left to go get a skunk, even though I'm 100% sure that we can't have one. But this is America what are they going to do? Arrest me?
So now I'm staring at a pile of pancakes that I'm not going to eat. Because one they were definitely not made with love. Two there are flour chunks in it. Three I'm kind of hoping Party Poison needs to be called for duty or something. I really need to get out of here, but I can't just pull the whole "I'm going to the bar to hang with the guys ;))" because I don't have "guys". I don't even have friends, I have like a brother. But he just wants to hang out with his girlfriend. 
I'm in the mood to throw myself off a cliff, and binge watch Star Wars. I just really need a Han Solo in my life. I just really need friends. I would be Chewie obviously, I don't think I need to explain.
I heard the door unlocking and in came Frank with- wait is that a beanie baby?
"Frank what the fuck is that?"
"What? Haven't you heard of a beanie baby before? "
"A beanie baby skunk, oh thank god it's not real."
"No, that's coming in on Tuesday. Gotta love Amazon Prime."
"You're fucking with me. "
"Well I would hope so we're boyfriends now."
Fuck, did my heart just skip a beat.
"Frank, I swear-"
"Don't worry sweet heart, I decided if you didn't want one we aren't going to get one. "
"You're full of shit."
"Well yeah because you're not fucking me."
"Stop being gross Frank."
"Lovemaking isn't gross."
"Frank." I gave him my best teacher stare. Yknow the one where the whole class is talking and they make the face and go "okay I'll wait."
"They didn't have any, but hey, at least I have a sense of humor."
"Okay being horny isn't a sense of humor."
"Hey I have a sexy imagination."
"Frank, this isn't seventh grade."
"Don't even come for me, you still have Pokemon cards."
"Hey!"
"Don't worry it's cute, I still love ya."
"Oh shut up."
"Aw, are you blushing?"
"No, it's just the heat of the kitchen."
"Gerard, you made pancakes an hour ago.."
"If you can't stand the heat, get the fuck out."
"Hey baby, you wanna see heat, come with me to the bedroom."
"Okay, now you're just desperate."
"True."
(Frank's POV)
Okay so part two of my plan failed, I couldn't get a pet. But I got a beanie baby, and that's good enough.
And I may be pushing it a little with all the sexual references, but I need to get this show on the road. Have you seen the shit the villain community has been saying about Destroya? They think I'm hiding, they are saying that I'm a coward. Which is bullshit, I lit a fucking bench on fire. Well Jerry did, but fuck him, he always ruins everything. Might as well take credit for it, especially if it will hold my status up for a little bit longer.
Speaking of Ben and Jerry, my phone started to ring and guess who it was. It was them.
"Hey Gee, I gotta take this."
"Oh, okay."
I clicked accept, and answered.
"Hello?"
"Frank, thank god. Sorry for calling ya, it's Jerry by the way."
"Yeah I could tell, I have caller ID." Why the fuck did it have to be Jerry, I can't lose my cool in front of Gerard.
"Okay, so have you checked the forums?"
"Yeah I checked..."
"They're making a fool out of you, Frank. You have to do something, or our reputation is going to go down."
"Don't worry I've got it all planned out. What else do you want?"
"Money, an orgasm, and a box of chocolates."
"Okay maybe I can withdraw some cash for you, but the other stuff ask Ben, that is not my job."
"Alright see ya buddy." Gerard had tried some pancake, and immediately spit it out. 
"Bye."
As soon as I hung up Gerard inquired,
"Who was that?"
"Just a relative, asking for money." Ew, did I just call fucking Jerry my relative. Gerard was sipping on some water, trying to get the taste of the pancakes out apparently.
"Oh, cool I guess. So, do you want to go out to eat because, these pancakes are shit."
"Oh I could think of some things I'd like to eat." Gerard started choking on his water, I couldn't help but laugh.
"Fuck.. How is it you can make everything so sexual."
"What can I say, I was a busy teenager."
"Oh really." Gerard raised an eyebrow, I can't believe this dude. At first he was playfully disgusted, and now he wants to be a tease. I'm going to have some fun.
"Oh yeah, girls were always around me."
"Girls!?!"
"What? I was 16 I wanted to have some fun."
"Frank, seriously?"
"No, I'm fucking with you. I was too cool for anyone in High School."

Sorry for the short chapter, hope y'all liked it. -Sam