The Signs as Fangirls
Aries: "How dARe ThEy fUCkInGG loOk ThIS GooDDdd?? DISRESPECT."
Taurus: Crying and eating their feelings
Gemini: IM RUNNING OUT OF FUCKING MONEY. I LITERALLY HAVE ALL YOUR MERCH.
Cancer: successful Tumblr blog dedicated to them
Leo: A groupie
Virgo: AT ALL THEIR CONCERTS AND GIGS
Libra: Knows all their songs by fucking heart
Scorpio: DaDDiES ++ writes your smut
Sagittarius: sweRVING LANES OH MY GOD
Capricorn: "So I figured out their exact location because they should land at this time..." aka the stalker
Aquarius: Probably met them at a club
Pisces: "I LOVE THEM SO MUCH."
I CANT STOP PROCRASTINATING SOMEONE GIVE ME MOTIVATION
